with the flowers

The Cellar: A new chat service?

The Cellar: Are we nearly there yet?

The Cellar: We'll part the water.

The Cellar: Peeling the skin from your eyes.

The Cellar: Sarcasm on your monitor may be closer than it appears.

The Cellar: Abe Vigoda Lives

The Cellar: Dark, Smelly and Full Of Cobwebs - Oh, Sorry, That's Hillary's Crotch

Now see, that's a good 'un.

Thank you.

The Cellar: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

The Cellar: We have gone10 days without a mall shooting

The Cellar: We enjoy switching the signs on the bathrooms

The Cellar: Don't miss our nightly burnings of the wicker man

The Cellar: Galvanized beliefs, vulcanized tires, Martinized work shirts

The Cellar: There's no business like nappy 'ho bizness

the cellar: here, hold my cock for a minute

The Cellar: You're toast!
The Cellar: We've got you by the short and curlies.

The Cellar: Yo Mama!

The Cellar: Where ks are considered randy.

The Cellar: Now with rubber baby buggy bumpers.

The Cellar: Nothing you say will be held against you . . . "Tits"

The Cellar: The closest your firewall will let you get to porn.
The Cellar: Some of us are older than dirt. The rest are just dirty.
The Cellar: Some of us think G.W. Bush is a genius. Enough said.
The Cellar: Home of the cryptocrats. We may actually be running this country, but even we're not really sure.
The Cellar: We don't mind if your head is in the Clouds as long as you got her permission first.
The Cellar: Home of virtual hot chicks and free beer. Wednesday is Wing night.
The Cellar: Running on a supercooled, high speed, very tech-looking thingie.

The Cellar: We've got strides for the omi with the naff riah.

The Cellar: An experiment in Advanced AI.

The Cellar: If we said "You have a beautiful body", would you take off your pants and dance around?

The Cellar: Sexier than Labrat's ass. In our dreams.

the cellar: spewing our mangoo all over your face since 1990.

The Cellar: Willingly Given, suitable for Fruitarians, Vegans and Nutters.

The Cellar: Bukkake DVDs on sale in the lobby

The Cellar: If the thread topic is music, drift it to guns.

The Cellar: Take five. If you got 'em, shoot 'em.

The Cellar: Don't lock your car, just sit in it with a loaded gun.

The Cellar: Wan Hung Lo will be here soon.

The Cellar: It's .org, for organ.

The Cellar: There used to be a doo-dads thread around here, somewhere.

The Cellar: We'll use our doodads, whatsits, and thing-a-ma-bobs to fix your what-cha-ma-call-it.

The Cellar: Just when you thought it couldn't go any lower....

The Cellar: Still no coffee or shop, and now not friendly either

lol

The Cellar: A prickly bed of internet landmines.

The cellar: Russian Roulette for the Internet

The Cellar: Stay out of The Attic

The Cellar: Behave or we'll have you kneecapped

The Cellar: Where your breakfast links and fluffernutter are served all day long.

addendum:

The Cellar: Stay out of The Attic. There are bats in the belfry.

The Cellar: Now with more cola taste.
(for busterb)

The Cellar: We got your nappy, we got your head, and we got your ho.

I'm having too much fun with these today:

The Cellar: We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you. [/semi-obscure reference?]

Caddyshack? Chevy Chase to Bill Murray.

This is a good one and deserves a repeat.


:lightbulb:

The Cellar: Is a good one and deserves a repeat.

The Cellar: Like a good curry

(Spicy, more-ish, repeats on you, better with rice, regretted in the morning, leaves you an arse like a japanese flag.....)

The Cellar: Better with rice

Ding ding ding--circle wins the square!

The Cellar: Honk if your {sic} horny

Thanks.
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The Cellar: Emotionally Exhausted And Morally Bankrupt

The cellar: Honk if you're homy
The cellar: Honk if you're sick

The Cellar: n. To Cellar: v. to place or store as a fine wine

The Cellar: Now with 25% fewer dog legs.

The Cellar: A good place for your grandpa
(compliments of Dazza)

Here's another one from Dazza

The Cellar: Of course we're not hiding any children for Fred and Rosemary West!

The Cellar: Who the Fuck is Dazza?

he's my husband.

Nice Reference!

The Cellar: John Wayne Gacy was here.

The Cellar: Not far from Snowtown. (maybe the aussies will get this one)

The Cellar: I can't speak unless my attourney is present!

Here's another from Dazza.

The Cellar: It's life Jim, but not as we know it!

The Cellar: Where the men have enough balls to know they are following their dicks.


re : http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14213 #12


hehehe good one.

Hey! I wonder if UT is making fun of me...

Never. And always, because you like it.

The Cellar: It dosn't matter if UT makes fun of you.
(not like he can actually fart in the pool)

The Cellar: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

The Cellar: You report. We decide!

I have that song in my head now!!

The star trekking one I mean

lol...well it's a good song. ;)

The Cellar: Do NOT confuse us with The Rathskeller

The Cellar: <-- Damnation | Salvation -->
(Possibly too obscure of a reference?)

The Cellar: Better than Tom and Jerry. :3eye: