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Griff 02-03-2019 07:40 AM

Has currency.

glatt 02-03-2019 02:50 PM

I guess there are companies out there that can make coins for you.

I got this one taped to some charity solicitation letter I got. If you gave money you were an angel, except they gave you the coin in advance to try to make you feel indebted to them.

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xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2019 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1024861)
... except they gave you the coin in advance to try to make you feel indebted to them.

It works or you wouldn't of thought of that. Even if it doesn't persuade you it still brought that up without saying so.

I got a solicitation from some animal charity telling me about starving critters. There was a nickel glued to the material. Well why didn't they feed some critters with all those nickels they bulk mailed? They're betting the nickels would fetch more donations.

Gravdigr 02-04-2019 01:53 PM

And they prolly ain't feeding critters anyway.

Popdigr got something the other day that had five (5) nickels taped to the letter.

I don't even watch the commercials on tv trying to guilt you into saving a child, (or a dog, costs the same either way) I change the channel for five minutes.

xoxoxoBruce 02-09-2019 12:58 AM

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I got mine, and was very surprised the weight is comparable to a real coin. Novelty coins I've seen in the past were so light if you flipped them you weren't sure they'd come down.

fargon 02-09-2019 06:56 AM

Want.

Gravdigr 02-09-2019 11:10 AM

Easy to tell heads from tails on the rat's ass coin.

glatt 02-12-2019 07:35 AM

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This is pretty brilliant. So simple and obvious in hindsight, but the kind of thing nobody ever thinks of until somebody does.

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Griff 02-12-2019 08:12 AM

Yeah, perfect for loading kayaks and bikes.

xoxoxoBruce 02-12-2019 08:18 AM

Amazon has several brands in the 12 to 17 dollar range, then the have the original appeared on shark tank model for $45. Plus the $45 model it says you can get it installed for $150. :haha:

Gravdigr 02-15-2019 11:05 AM

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cellar, I give you The Peanut Butter Pump.

And, yes, Precious, it works with crunchy peanut butter, as well as other nut butters.

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I see this man becoming a millionaire.

I also see this pump pumping other things.

Like jelly, jam, preserves, butter, mayo, Nutella, lube, if it pumps crunchy peanut butter, it'll pump damn near anything.

monster 10-05-2019 07:33 PM

Realtreeopoly

um...why? To keep you entertained when the DNR are out and about checking permits?

Gravdigr 10-08-2019 08:34 PM

I actually clicked on an ad just now.

It was just plain words that said:

Your Balls Will Thank You.

Ya can't not click on that.

It just can't be real, too funny.

The product features QuietStroke technology, too.

fargon 10-09-2019 04:20 PM

i just clicked on your link, I think I'm ruined for life. My cock gets clean enough with my Hemp soap.

Undertoad 10-09-2019 04:25 PM

Dr. Bronner's?

fargon 10-09-2019 04:32 PM

Measurable Difference brand. I got it at Big Lots.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-14-2019 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1039723)
Dr. Bronner's?

:biggrin:
Though that is a soap that has enough zing to give you Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!

lumberjim 10-16-2019 09:09 AM

I use Dr Bonners. I dilute it with about 65% water into a small hand pump bottle. Peppermint in the summer, almond or eucalyptus in the winter.

I learned a long time ago not to use it at full strength on your taint. Whooo!

Gravdigr 10-16-2019 12:51 PM

Sounds like it'll wake ya up in the mornin'.

Undertoad 10-16-2019 01:45 PM

I use the bar peppermint, cos I'm old and still want to use bar soap

It smells nice in the shower and does give a friendly tingle to the nether regions

Gravdigr 10-18-2019 12:07 PM

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Tingling balls have I.

Gravdigr 09-16-2020 12:08 AM

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Griff 09-16-2020 06:36 AM

Might want to ship those to the left coast.

Divine Wind 09-16-2020 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 720965)
Can we chenge the subject to something less gross, like diarrhea or snot?

How about two girls and a cup? :3eye:

Clodfobble 09-16-2020 03:31 PM

Welcome, DW! Where in Texas are ya?

Gravdigr 09-28-2020 08:01 PM

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Make Christmas just a little better this year:

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tw 09-28-2020 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1058641)
These Booze-Filled Christmas Ornaments are Exactly What You Need to Make it Through the Holidays.

Will we need it after 3 November due to this?


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