i knew you were going to call me predictable. REAL mature, rob.....REAL Mature.

1995 Ford Escort Wagon (aka Sycamoremobile)

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What are the "related issues" and how much you want fer it?

First let me say that Ifound this thread just tonight and have read every single post. Hugely amusing! I love it.

When my ex's youngest was appx 2 years old, I took her into work with me one day to pick up my check. I sat her in the dispatcher's window and introduced her with a huge so-proud-I-could-puke grin. The dispatcher reached out her hand and sweetly said "So nice to meet you, BethAnn." To which my beautiful step-daughter replied with a raised middle finger.

I could have killed the ex. In hindsight, I shoulda.

Another night, we were having dinner with his parents at a nice restaurant in our "Sunday Best" to celebrate someone's birthday. It was a Friday night and the place was PACKED - we had waited over an hour because he forgot to make a reservation. When the waitress got to her and said "What can I get for you, Sweetie?" BethAnn said, in what seemed to be her loudest possible voice, "I HAVE TO POOP!!!!"

Heh. When my daughter had just finished kindergarten, we were signing her up for a summer day camp. There was a small mountain of paperwork to complete, and one of items was a list of camp rules that we were supposed to go over with the kid. So I dutifully sat her down and explained "Listen to the counselors", "Don't steal stuff from other kids", etc. Then: "Swearing will not be tolerated." "Dad? What does swearing mean?" "Ummm well, swearing is when you say bad words you're not supposed to say." "Oh. <pause> Well, I guess that includes swear word fingers too." And she pointed her middle finger straight at me. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or to explain that tradition demnaded a vertical presentation.

My 11 yr old has taken to wearing her bra to bed at night because one of her aunts told her she would get boobs faster that way

I told her be careful what you wish for 'cause once you get them you've got them for life

A lad in one of my classes had this gem last week. "My teacher has cajunkinhereye." That is 4 year old for conjunctivitus (pink eye) if you can't put it together.

Oh, good job aunt!! :rolleyes:

Selling Scrip* tonight, my friend buys some "Chicken Jesus" cards for the babysitter to use when entertaining the brat.

ChuckECheese's.

:lol:

---visions of Bob Evans menu including "chicken-fried Jesus"---




*Scrip = gift cards bought at a discount by school, sold at face value = fundraiser

Does that come with sausage gravy??

I'd rather not speculate....

Only if it's kosher sausage.

And snipped.

My kids have their swimming carnival on this Wednesday. We were talking about what strokes they're entered in. turns out it's everything for both of them. They're both going to try for age champion.

anyway, my youngest was talking about butterfly, and he said, "I'm the best in my class, but I still suck".