The Cellar: Home of the UIA, Uninformed Informers Anonymous

The Cellar: Don't look at us..... We just dwell here.

The Cellar: Home of the few, the proud, and the pornless
The Cellar: Only one man has ever escaped..
The Cellar: Not to be used while pregnant or taking medication
The Cellar: Not only delicious, but now with extra vitamin NSFW!
The Cellar: Home of the NeoChristian-Pagan-Extremist-Hindu Church!

The Cellar: It's good...and good for you.
The Cellar: So round, so firm, so fully packed.

The Cellar: Nine Out of Ten Drooling Idiots Can't Be Wrong!
The Cellar: Sticky Wickets, Not Sticky Keyboards...
The Cellar: Top Floor of the Internet Tower
The Cellar: Helping Nerds Find Friends Since (Insert Founding Date Here)!
The Cellar: There's no need to fear, Undertoad is here!

The Cellar: This is my listening face

The Cellar: kicking myspace's ass since 1999

The Cellar: We Don't Need No Steenkin' Bloggers ...

The Cellar: Full of roots, jam, and pickles since.......

The Cellar: Where there's a glaring abscence of Kenny G
The Cellar: Where two Rights won't beat a Leftist
The Cellar: Ummm....you know....
The Cellar: Where eventullay you can make someone say "underware"

The Cellar: Secret Porn

The Cellar: don't blame us, we voted for Cardinal Francis Arinze

too obscure?

The Cellar: It's kind of a big deal
The Cellar: Elitist group therapy

When will UPS deliver my certified 100% John Wayne Gacy at no charge to me?

The Cellar: Dark, Deep, Dangerous...and strangely damp