The Cellar - Be a post whore!

Note to foot:

Do NOT use the word 'sex' and the word 'cheap' in the same sentence if you are trying to imply that sex with you is an internationally explosive event.

OK how about all over me like white on rice? That way I can imply that sex with me would be colored by a bad case of white boy's disease.

ZenGum

02-21-2012 10:06 PM

Has Pico been trained to "sick-em"?

Pico and ME

02-21-2012 10:38 PM

lol

Pico would fight to the death for me, which would only take 2 seconds.

monster

02-24-2012 01:19 PM

I got a haircut. It is short :neutral:

Sundae

02-24-2012 02:18 PM

I need one, shortly.

glatt

02-25-2012 11:42 AM

Brutal review of yesterday's local Guns n' Roses concert.

Quote:

Guns N’ Roses stepped onto the Fillmore Silver Spring stage a few ticks after midnight on Friday morning and didn’t pack it up until 3:04 a.m.

It wasn’t a rock concert. It was a hostage situation.

Where did these guys even find the gall to call themselves Guns N’ Roses? Led by the band’s only original member, frontman Axl Rose, this unfocused eight-man crew pranced and preened with the enthusiasm and talent of a tribute band. For three torturous hours, the guys sucked the life force from some of the most anthemic rock songs ever written — “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” “Paradise City” and “November Rain” among them.

To call it a train wreck wouldn’t be right. Train wrecks are fast and violent. This was like being stuck in gridlock traffic behind a garbage truck in August.

Griff

02-25-2012 01:52 PM

Feeling good about my Axl Rose play in the death pool.

ZenGum

02-25-2012 05:56 PM

Rolling Stones
Guns n Roses
INXS

have all become their own cover bands / tribute shows.

Sad, but even washed up rock stars have to earn a living somehow, I guess.

Aliantha

02-25-2012 06:34 PM

There'd be less of a need for them to still do shows when they're old and past it if they didn't snort, guzzle and shoot up all their profits in their hey day. (or is that hay day? hmmm...interesting)

ZenGum

02-25-2012 07:02 PM

True, but then, what would be the point of being a rock star?

Aliantha

02-25-2012 07:03 PM

The music?

monster

03-02-2012 01:01 PM

After weeks of searching i just gave up on finding a missing check, opened email to ask the person to resend, looked down, and there it was peeking out of an envelope in a pile of empty envelopes.

It always works this way, problem is sometimes that makes me want to give up too early.

infinite monkey

03-02-2012 03:29 PM

They keep coming over the address system telling us where the tornado WARNINGS are, now in the northern part of this county. I have to drive through the northern part of this county to get to my county.

But they're telling us there is no need to take shelter.

What am I going to do? Go home, of course. If there's a tornado it will just have to decide to take me or not, because that's just the way it is.

They should just send us home a half hour early though.

infinite monkey

03-02-2012 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 797789)

Rolling Stones
Guns n Roses
INXS

have all become their own cover bands / tribute shows.

Sad, but even washed up rock stars have to earn a living somehow, I guess.

Oh dude. INXS was never anything without Michael. :(

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