This is just so WTF, it may deserve it's own thread
 

OK, If you think you are brave enough, Click this. Scroll down a bit to the video under the ad.

Needless to say, THIS IS NOT SFW. It's not safe for anywhere, as a matter of fact. It's just plain not safe, period, I think.

Thank me later.:eek:

You don't think Zengum went there to teach, do you?

Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak.

I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries.

What is that all about anyway?

Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat?

"Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do."

"How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?"

"Hey, look, I caught a carp!"

"Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole."

40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.

Well of course Bruce, the Japanese are famous for copying other's ideas...;)

Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.


Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.

This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.

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I read 'smaller' as 'smarter'...as in "smarter, faster, cheaper, more reliable"...it sounded like an ad for "The Six Million Dollar Eel".

Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com.

Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'.

Source:

Kewl.

I've thought about this picture since I was 17 and say Henry and June... it totally warped my mind and shapped how I think of oral sex... for the better I might add... is that icky of me?

Of course not. Well not unless maybe your actually using an octopus. :lol: