Someone warn Carruthers!

Don't worry, I have to wash my hands every time I walk behind the counter.
I had to wash my hands after shaking his too. So we were both well protected :)

I'm not sure how I'd feel in this guys place. It's kind of creepy but is it really different from the old picture of them on your mantle?

I think I'd like that.

When my parents move I expect the street view photo of Dad taking Tesco bags out of his last car but one will still be there for a while, as the physical geography will not have changed.

He can't drive now, he can't lift those bags, he won't live there (here).
But somewhere on the Internet he's not a young man again, but he can still do all of the above.

... refused to move their cars for snow removal.

:lol:
But seriously ... ?

Well, that's a serious blow job. :eek:

Setup for training exercise for local fire department rescue squads.

The only place I could find these pictures is a Russian site which Google translates as follows...
Looks like BigV wins. :celebrat:

Gimme linkie and I'll translate ....


Sent by thought transference

Yebbut how much will it cost Tony?



























:p:

What, you don't trust the Google translation I posted... well I never.

Ok there was that one time, but it was right after my divorce. I was lonely and drunk and I really didn't enjoy it, but um... oh linkie.


http://www.liveinternet.ru/tags/%EF%...E%FF%ED%EA%E5/

A little boring but probably correct. Lack of plates on the cars is one clue.

Landing zone for tw's aliens, thrusters do a number on your paint job.

Actual fortune cookie fortune received today.

http://cellar.org/2014/fortunewtf.jpg

Looks like he could've gotten away with one each, but, whatever...25 yrs of storage:

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Egghead 5 1/4 sleeve! I had a few of those.

:eek:

Seen over Amarillo, Texas:

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Heheh, that's more of a "What The Fuck You!".

:D

A large The Finger...in front of a stock exchange. Nah, no message there.:neutral:

WTF, man?

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...a little late.

Ah c'mon.
You think you wrecked your Mum's vag so bad she never did the dirty again?
She just chose not to have any more kids after you...


:D

Also: I'd rather not take part in a discussion of my mother's vag.<--Not posted for humor.

kthxbai

Sorry, that was intended as a generic remark about mothers and sex, not as a personal comment.

'Salright.

:)

Shorpy had this picture of a 1923 street view car.

:eyebrow:

That didn't happen to be posted on April 1st, did it? "Go-Ogle" car? :lol:

I guess so. :lol:

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Bristol parking row traders drive tank through streets.

They're doing it wrong. Tanks in parking disputes are supposed to go over parked cars. Haven't they ever seen a movie?

15 what the fucks

http://9gag.com/gag/adN4poQ

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One of two decaying Jaguar E-Type sports cars that have spent the last 40 years rotting in a barn. The classic vehicles are expected to fetch £16,000 each when they go under the hammer at Bonhams later this year

Cars, to me, are simply a means to an end. I don't criticise those who love them in their own right but I am at a loss to understand why the auctioneers expect them to fetch £16,000 ($27,000).
There doesn't seem to be a lot left on which to base a restoration job. The bodywork appears, to my untrained eye, to be pretty much beyond redemption. The engine and gear box might well be in a reasonable state, but I wonder if the reason that they were banished to a barn in the first place was because of some massive engine or transmission failure.

Perhaps one or other of the Cellar's resident car buffs can enlighten me. Over to you...

Vehicle Identification Plate, everything else can be replaced, then sell it for $100,000.

Now there's a thought:)

That's THE thought. The people that drag barn finds to light and restore them, are not automobile-altruistic. Well maybe a little, but they do this to grab the big bucks some people will pay to collect them.

Ah! A "Sail" Fish!

Brilliant.

Ronald McDonald got all cool and shit.

See, Shawnee, I've seen a picture of you.
I know you don't have hair or make- up like that.
So I don't feel the need to point out that the "home dyed barnet/ put my lipstick on in a moving car" look is more shit than cool.

But then I thought I'd mention it anyway, in case someone less savvy than you took that picture as an endorsement.

Actually, I think I have had that hair colour...
Shit.

Retouched Disney princesses.
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/k2miS

Requires an imgur login...

Looks like the natives are hostile... :haha:

Actually it's an art installation.

It's visually appealing, but I think it would be more realistic if the arrows were mostly sticking in from the same direction, as if they were shot from the front of the airplane. I know arrows are fast, but I can't picture one catching up to an airplane that is flying by and still hit it with enough force to piece the skin.

I can, however, see a plane being hit from the front by an arrow if it was flying low and slow enough.

Glatt, the arrows were shot at the plane as it was taking off, by a swarm of archers. Maybe.

Arrows? Porcuplane don' need no stinkin' arrows!

https://imgur.com/gallery/k2miS

FTFY

Porcuplane. Awesome.

What. The. Fuck?

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Don't kiss her

EEEK!!!

That is gross.

Pottymouth.

Kiss her?!?! I ain't gonna be in the same room with that nasty heifer.:headshake

Spanish School
 

http://cellar.org/2014/spain.jpg

This is bad, very bad. Nobody's talking but this situation obviously will lead to the poor male students being blackmailed into providing sexual services in order to get their laundry done.