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DanaC 11-07-2013 03:23 PM

It won't carry interest charges. That would count as usury.


Really interesting wiki article about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking

Happy Monkey 11-07-2013 03:24 PM

Islam prohibits lending money for interest, and there are particular setups that allow loans to be made without violating that prohibition.

Gravdigr 11-07-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 882786)
It won't carry interest charges. That would count as usury.


Really interesting wiki article about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking

Yeah, I ain't about to read all that rfn...How does "Guidance Residential" make money on an interest-free home loan? In a sentence. Or two.

DanaC 11-07-2013 03:46 PM

This thread has been going for nine and a half years.

DanaC 11-07-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 882795)
Yeah, I ain't about to read all that rfn...How does "Guidance Residential" make money on an interest-free home loan? In a sentence. Or two.

There are a few different ways. One way is, rather than loaning you the money to buy a house, they buy the house on your behalf and then you pay them back for it, whilst they retain ownership until the debt is cleared. They make the profit by selling the house to you at higher than the asking price - instead of their profit coming through interest it comes directly from the sale.

There's more to it than that, but we've reached the limits of my ability to understand bank stuffs.

Gravdigr 11-07-2013 03:57 PM

Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.

So, it's semantics, then?

Gravdigr 11-07-2013 03:57 PM

Thanks for the info, Dana.

Happy Monkey 11-07-2013 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 882799)
Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.

So, it's semantics, then?

Depends on how they calculate the difference in price. There's no compound interest. I would guess that the price difference is usually less than what one would pay in interest on an interest-bearing loan over 30 years, with the tradeoff that paying off early has little to no benefit.

BigV 11-07-2013 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 882798)
There are a few different ways. One way is, rather than loaning you the money to buy a house, they buy the house on your behalf and then you pay them back for it, whilst they retain ownership until the debt is cleared. They make the profit by selling the house to you at higher than the asking price - instead of their profit coming through interest it comes directly from the sale.

There's more to it than that, but we've reached the limits of my ability to understand bank stuffs.

you're too modest, this is actually a solid gold explanation. excellent!

Gravdigr 11-09-2013 09:13 AM

Thanks, HapMo.

lumberjim 11-10-2013 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 882799)
Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.

So, it's semantics, then?

That's enough of your anti semantic comments, sir.

Lamplighter 11-10-2013 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 883078)
That's enough of your anti semantic comments, sir.

How can anyone be anti semantic ?
Without semantics there wouldn't be any babies.

Gravdigr 11-10-2013 03:09 PM

I'm a rabid anti-semant.

Griff 11-11-2013 07:07 AM

C'mon what kind of world would that be, no bridges, highways, or damns. Think man! Think of the...

glatt 11-15-2013 07:52 AM

I saw this video making the rounds over on Facebook.



I like Geena Davis, but this is like a really bad Saturday Night Live skit that causes you to turn off the TV and go to bed. She makes so many awkward gags that I was left wondering if the whole thing was made up. Is she for real? Is this really a thing? Or is it all a joke? I'd like some actual empirical data and a link to a study or something to back up the claims. What does donating money even do? Fund a new movie? Is she fighting for the children, or for actresses looking for voice roles? So many questions. This video is one big WTF for me.

Lamplighter 11-15-2013 08:17 AM

"Yeah see, Timmy...."

One of my favorite actresses, ever since I saw her in a tv comedy series many years ago.
I first noticed Geena Davis because that she is quite tall AND she stands up straight !

Gravdigr 11-15-2013 01:59 PM

...and, she's an archery bunny.:joylove:

Gravdigr 11-16-2013 07:32 AM

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Gravdigr 11-16-2013 07:34 AM

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This can't be real.

Can it?

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Gravdigr 11-16-2013 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 883494)
I saw this video making the rounds...I like Geena Davis, but...She makes so many awkward gags that I was left wondering if the whole thing was made up. Is she for real? Is this really a thing? Or is it all a joke? I'd like some actual empirical data and a link to a study or something to back up the claims. What does donating money even do? Fund a new movie? Is she fighting for the children, or for actresses looking for voice roles? So many questions. This video is one big WTF for me.

The Geena Davis Institute on Gender in Media, yeah, it's a thing. The woman she cites as conducting the research is real, too.

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Examining 5,839 characters, a recent study of 129 top grossing G, PG, and PG-13 films theatrically released between 2006 and 2011 showed that less than 30% of all on screen speaking characters are girls or women. The ratio of males to females on the silver screen is 2.53 to 1. Other findings revealed that females are still more likely than males to be depicted in a stereotypical (i.e., caregivers, romantically involved, lacking employment) and hypersexualized (i.e., sexy attire, nudity, thinness) light. Further, females are far less likely to be shown in films as holding clout and powerful positions in political (e.g., Senators, Representatives), financial (e.g., CEO, CFO, COO, GM), or legal (Supreme Count Justices) arenas.

Gravdigr 11-16-2013 07:50 AM

I want me one of them 'hypersexualized' ladywimmins.

busterb 11-16-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 883550)
I want me one of them 'hypersexualized' ladywimmins.

Me To, but only in my mind:p:

xoxoxoBruce 11-16-2013 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 883547)
This can't be real.

Can it?

Yes and no. Floppies don't hold much so yes it would take that many, but no that would be stupid. Oh wait, I forgot, this is the internet... probably someone out there did it. :haha:

Nirvana 11-21-2013 08:47 AM

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So give me ten lashes with a wet noodly appendage for posting "reindeer" before Thanksgiving ;)

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Gravdigr 11-21-2013 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 884047)
So give me ten lashes with a wet noodly appendage...

That's the sexiest thing you've ever posted.:whip:

:p:

Gravdigr 11-21-2013 02:38 PM

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Nirvana's 'reindogs' reminded me I had these stashed back.

The artist, Lauren Ryan, makes these out of pipe cleaners. I almost forgot those things existed.

The girl has a talent...and she's fun to look at, too!

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Gravdigr 11-21-2013 02:38 PM

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DanaC 11-21-2013 02:56 PM

Wow. They're frickin awesome.

Big Sarge 11-25-2013 02:25 PM

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I'm buying these IPADS for my daughters.

fargon 11-25-2013 02:47 PM

Keryx says that is not funny.

Gravdigr 11-25-2013 04:27 PM

She's wrong.

:lol2:

Gravdigr 11-25-2013 04:28 PM

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What could possibly go wrong?

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One penny for a 'lighted' cigarette.

Lola Bunny 11-26-2013 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 884374)
I'm buying these IPADS for my daughters.

Damn, that's one huge pad.


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Gravdigr 12-01-2013 04:17 PM

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Somebody done forked up the spoons.

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glatt 12-02-2013 08:11 AM

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In nature, you don't often see perfect geometrical shapes, at least not on human sized scale. Sure, planets are spheres. And I suppose you can get molecules to form gemetric shapes. And crystals. But the point is that it's very rare. Most stuff is lumpy and weird shaped in nature.

So check out this perfectly round ice disk. Formed in an eddy in a river as it spins and rubs against the shore, cutting it into a round shape like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel. Or a piece of wood on a lathe.

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It's happened before.

xoxoxoBruce 12-02-2013 09:07 AM

Wasn't one of those ice discs an IOtD way back?

Undertoad 12-02-2013 09:13 AM

That's what I thought but the archive is too large now!

busterb 12-02-2013 06:52 PM

I think it was on site with the old water wheel. Bruce sent me a link. I think. :bolt:

xoxoxoBruce 12-02-2013 10:45 PM

Could be, Buster, but it would have been a couple years ago at least.:confused:

Gravdigr 12-04-2013 04:12 PM

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Wow. I mean, I figured, but, WOW!

Size matters.

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xoxoxoBruce 12-07-2013 12:13 PM

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Really? Is this necessary?

bbro 12-09-2013 08:55 AM

Wow - I would NOT want to see some people on that. Although, it may make for some good stories......that end up with someone in jail...

Gravdigr 12-09-2013 01:50 PM

This is either fake, to some degree, or, this is the most badass chopper pilot in the history of man:



My biggest doubts are on the pick-ups...I just don't see how he's getting hooked up that fast.

footfootfoot 12-09-2013 02:13 PM

He's obviously not getting paid by the hour.

glatt 12-09-2013 02:13 PM

I'm skeptical.

He starts slowing down to drop the load, so the load swings out to the drop area, and he turns at the same time so the drop area and the load are behind him. How can he see the position of the load to drop it? It's swinging behind him.

And the pickups are very fast. If I were on the ground hooking up the loads, I couldn't do them that quickly. And if you screw up and he takes off while you're holding the line, you're as good as dead.

footfootfoot 12-09-2013 02:16 PM

I believe it. Maybe there's a claw that grabs the trees.

glatt 12-09-2013 02:19 PM

Same guy. Maybe the same crappy camera man

Gravdigr 12-09-2013 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 885452)
I believe it. Maybe there's a claw that grabs the trees.

I don't think so, you can see some sort of knuckle that stays attached to the helo swinging thirty or so feet beneath it...some sort of quick-release device.

Gravdigr 12-09-2013 02:29 PM

After watching both vids again, I'm actually equally impressed by the ground crew. They've got what looks like ~5 seconds, give or take, for the hook-up and getting the hell outta the way.

xoxoxoBruce 12-09-2013 04:23 PM

Damn expensive way to move Christmas trees. :confused:

Clodfobble 12-09-2013 04:33 PM

My guess would be that the bulky thing at the base of his line is an electromagnet, and each tree has already been fitted with its tripod of wires plus a hunk of metal on top. No way is there time for a physical coupling/uncoupling of any kind of hook.

Lamplighter 12-09-2013 05:36 PM

This YouTube is from the pilot's POV.

The last minute or two of this video shows him landing,
and you can see the line, weight, and connecting apparatus
on the ground before he touches down.

...I can't really make it out, but it looks like it might be a clamping devise of some sort


busterb 12-09-2013 08:54 PM

In Peru and the oil field they used a quick release hook with a weight. Once saw a sling load of dynamite dropped in the edge of our camp. Also in Peru, they carried a 6 pack of fuel up the right of way. 6-55gal drums. Take off from a hill top, not enough lift? Drop it, splat.

xoxoxoBruce 12-09-2013 10:43 PM

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Griff 12-10-2013 05:44 AM

When they did the geologic survey here, they had to drop miles of cable using the same system. They moved wicked fast although slower than my neighbor's haybine...

Gravdigr 12-10-2013 03:46 PM

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orthodoc 12-10-2013 06:38 PM

Please tell me you bought the book, grav.

Happy Monkey 12-10-2013 07:14 PM

Anyone vaguely remember Tila Tequila? Well... she's changed.

glatt 12-11-2013 10:01 AM


Gravdigr 12-11-2013 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 885609)
Anyone vaguely remember Tila Tequila? Well... she's changed.

I didn't know she'd had a brain aneurysm. It said she was out of the hospital in a week. Momdigr had a brain aneurysm many years ago. I'm not sure you can get out of the hospital in a week after a brain aneurysm. I guess it's possible, depending on where in the brain it was. Momdigr was in ICU for 22 days. 32 days total stay. And a really long recovery period.


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