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Shawnee123 07-22-2010 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 671852)
My God I know isn't that the truth!
It's the only way I can get it to make even the tiniest bit of sense in my head. Otherwise I look around and think "jebus you're stupid!" and too many "jebus you're stupids" in one day makes for a very long and tiring day. Suddenly you look back and it's 4 years later and you're still stuck in "jebus you're stupid" land. No way to live. In fact, I feel on the verge, on this very day. It's unavoidable, really. ;)

Getgo 07-22-2010 02:58 PM
Damn mosquitoes. Mosquito bite on my left wrist is mildly irritating me.

xoxoxoBruce 07-22-2010 05:15 PM
Bite 'em back. :haha:

Getgo 07-22-2010 05:34 PM
Mosquito stew! Not a bad idea. *pukes*

Pete Zicato 08-11-2010 03:12 PM
I've reached an age where the tensile strength of my nose hair exceeds NASA standards. :mad2:

monster 08-11-2010 03:24 PM
Could you use it to string your bow?

Pete Zicato 08-11-2010 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 675853)
Could you use it to string your bow?
If only it were less coarse! :yelsick:

classicman 08-11-2010 03:41 PM
Wow! You are on a roll today Pete.
:lol2:

TheMercenary 08-11-2010 06:07 PM
Helping my wife and youngest child pack for her to leave for college in the am.

Trilby 08-12-2010 05:46 PM
Spiderman is stinky.

monster 08-12-2010 06:17 PM
The ketchup bottle. And the realization that although it's nearly empty, the next one is already bought and of the same stupid design.

Shawnee123 08-13-2010 11:45 AM
All the freaking hoohaa over that stupid-sounding new movie Eat Pray Fuck Love.

Oh swoon, another story about someone who is OH SO HURT but then finds LOVE while jaunting around the world to get over being OH SO HURT. Yeah, that's what I did after my divorce, jaunted around to get over my HURRRRRTTTTTTTTT. Oh right, I didn't do that. I kept going to work and trying to get through every day.

Early reviews don't give me any reason to think otherwise.

Quote:
"Eat Pray Love," the movie, directed by "Glee" co-creator Ryan Murphy, can't muster the sound of Elizabeth Gilbert being Liz. It just can't, no matter how dutifully Murphy and co-screenwriter Jennifer Salt stitch phrases from the page into the screenplay, because the very nature of movies -- images come to life, words spoken out loud -- is antithetical to Gilbert's distinctive literary style, with words passed privately, silently, between the writer and her reader.
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If only Roberts' warmth, coupled with Javier Bardem's scruffy sexiness as Felipe, were enough to compensate for the folded-map flatness of this production. If only this glossy "Eat Pray Love" -- an armchair journey for these staycation times -- didn't amount to a whole lot of navel-gazing about problems that, absent the author's unique narrative language, don't nearly fill up the 133-minute space the movie version allots.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ew/index.html

Boo-de-hoo, even an appearance by the underrated Richard Jenkins won't make me go to the theater to see this tripe. But it's going to be a HUGE blockbuster. Sigh.


However, I'm very excited about Scott Pilgrim!

Quote:
The hipster's event movie, "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" is an anti-blockbuster, an amped youth comedy that's so far out of the mainstream it's not only filmed in Toronto, it's set there too.

These days even hipster movies come out of comic books. And they can stretch to include wiz-bang digital effects, just so long as they're delivered with an ironic wink, or a "Batman"-esque "Kappow!"

The big joke in Bryan Lee O'Malley's slacker odyssey - and it's a good one - is that when his under-employed underground hero (the cutely anxious Michael Cera) takes up with a cool American girl, Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), he must fight it out with her seven exes in videogame-style battles.

Are these dreams, hallucinations, or fantasies? Could Scott be the hero of his own computer game without even knowing it? O'Malley doesn't say and doesn't care. The fights are as real as anything else in Scott's rather blurry life -- and more interesting than most of it.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movi...iref=allsearch

monster 08-13-2010 08:02 PM
shawnee, you need to stop bottling stuff up. spit it out, tell us how you really feel. We'll still respect you in the morning

Shawnee123 08-14-2010 07:44 AM
:lol:

I know, right?

I hope someone finds my rants as funny as I do. If not, oh well. I crack myself up, which is what really matters. ;)

lumberjim 08-15-2010 08:15 PM
I washed my wallet.

:(


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