:rotflol:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...
 

<a href="http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_356200328.html">Boy gets knife stuck in forehead</a>

reminds me of a Ripley's believe it or not entry.

I like: "It's the best spot, you know, if you're going to have a knife in your head."

Good to know.

An Advert. that MUST be passed on ,

Jungle Love.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

And where EXACTLY did that match JUST go ???

:eek: :eek:

Hah, wierd. That guy seems to be enjoying himself too much...

Reminds me: in my Uni Halls in December some guys came around giving out flyers for an "XXXMas Party" at some club, part of which was a 5ft penis-shaped bucking bronco, for which there was a prize for the person who stayed on longest. Very odd.

nice to see a mother and son enjoying each other...s company.

Or maybe the black guy is trying to figure out why the hell these white people are riding his cock like it's the last boat out of New Orleans?

Errrm. I don't see a black guy. I do see an Asian guy though!

"Up against the wall you REDNECK Mothers !!!!"

"One of you is stealing Puppy-Chow, and I am gonna find out who!!!"

:biglaugha :rotflol: :lol2:

charlton hestons

Hello Baby
 

One of my colleagues took this picture when her daughter was pregnant.

If your coworker really took that picture, please inform snopes.

Argh. And to think I'm the one in the office who usually checks all the urban myths.

Hold my hands up, I was fooled (I didn't think the woman in question was clever enough to lie - lesson learned).

I go by this almost every day here where I live.
After resizing, the quality isn't that good but, WTF?

Didn't Shel Silverstein write a book about that place? That's pretty cool!

This is almost directly in front of Carl Vinson V.A. hospital in Dublin, Ga.

Umm ... I meant this.

I'm still wrestling w/ my program. I know we need not more than 147k on the images. My camera seems to wanna take over 1 meg shots. Help me out here.... what am I doing wrong? What are the settings on the resize? I think that sidewalk image was set at 600 x somewhatever pixels. That's the only way I coul get down to 147k. And the image is still way big. It's obvious I'm not too sharp on this end of my machine, but I reckon you gotta start somewhere. Maybe I just need to f@#k w/ it.

don't change settings on the camera. There should be software that came with your camera that will resize the image, then save it to a new name if you want to keep the full res image somewhere.

Resize it to about 4x6 inches , then check the size of the file , reduce it further if you need to , DON"T mess with the pixel count , that just fucks up the pic

what prog are you useing to mess with this image ???

Try this free one. http://www.irfanview.com/

I'm using an HP photosmart 435 camera. The software is HP photo and image director. (came with the camera). I'll try another one this evening and see how I do, now that you have given me some pointers. Thank you all so much.

I Second that IrfanView emotion, it's the easiest way to go (and free!)

Capnhowdy, just drag your pic to it, choose Image -> Resize/Resample and then use 'Set new size as percentage of original.' and pick a percentage. That's the quickest way to shrink it down and keep the picture quality. Cropping is super easy as well, just click/drag to select an area of the pic you want and Crop/CTRL-Y.

I usually resize my camera pics down a bit (50%?) to view fully on the screen, crop a bit to zero in on what I want, and then resize a bit more to make it manageable for email/posting.

IrfanView rocks! :thumb:

dar512 suggested Irfanview to me when I had the same problem - it's really easy to use & meant I could finally email my photos. It's well worth checking out.

If your pics are too big and you are working with regular Windows u should have the program PAINT? I think u can just shrink them in there... Open Paint, File >>open , u search your pic , open it , go to Image and you take the second one...to shrink and.... u fill in the % horizontal and vertical...everything below 100% is shrinking...everything above 100% is enlarging... :blush:

Unless I've been missing that particular feature after using paint for years (which is entirely possible, as I only found out after three years of driving my car that it has fog lights) ... it's sufficiently primitive that you have to do the actual math to resize images in both the horizontal and vertical directions. It doesn't do the calculations for you.

I went and checked it out - you can resize the pictures using the stretch/skew feature. It lets you pick which percentage you want to shrink/ enlarge it by.

Beyond that, I don't know anything else about paint cuz I only use Photoshop.

MS paint is from the dark ages, software-wise and its use is only slightly less painful than pounding nails into your head. Irfanview is free and useful and a pleasure to use. Do yourself a favor and download Irfanview.

Talked me right into it. Be back soon with another wtf from my wtf town......

Since they passed the no smoking ordinance where I live we have a new restaraunt, which is really booming. Hope I got the resizing straight this time.

If you can't see what's written in the cigarrette, it says: Bring your butts on in.

:lol: sweet!

wolverines?

Wombats I say !!!

I was going to guess bears.

Bears. Black bears.

Question: Is there a way to post a picture I have on my hard drive? As opposed to having it on a web site.

Noted Without Comment

Hey! That even worked!

Now I'd have guessed the crouchy man in the middle would be the one with the boner....

This is making the rounds lately:

:vomit:

Great pics.

Bri said it!

WTF is that supposed to be?http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/yack.gif

I'm guessing it's leech or lamprey (or somehing similar) mouths.

Please tell me that was faked. The reason I am asking is that there is loose skin, like a broken blister, at the bottom of one of the mouths.

Yechh.

Whoever 'shopped' it did a fine job. This image is almost revoltingly real. So what if i made that word up?
The fingerprints are matched even tho the outlines are slightly blurry.

Isn't that some kind of a stone/crystal thingie? I've seen these before.

these things look like rocks on the outside...open them up and it looks like that.

What the hell are those things? Someone help us out here.

geode. But the thing in the photo looks organic.