Is that a carrot in the birds beak? Who does that?

Those aren't wussy country birds, those are burb birds. That's a cigarette butt. :haha:

:lol::lol:

Beat the Boss, a cellphone manufactured and marketed for smuggling into prison in your posterior.

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"Customer" reviews:

Oh for christ's sake. :facepalm: :lol2:

Reception is shitty.

OK. Fuck this filament LED technology in a candelabra bulb bullshit.

In the 6 months since I bought the latest round of LED bulbs that I thought would be good, 3 of the 6 have failed. The candelabra bulb is just too small to dissipate the heat.

So I have moved on to a third style of bulb. This is similar to the Cree that tw recommended. The new kind I am trying have been reviewed by thousands of Amazon customers and most give it great reviews. The few who complain all have the same story. Some bulbs failed after a short while, but the manufacturer was happy to replace them.

So that's who I am going with. They don't look like traditional bulbs, but with a shade over them you can't tell. The color is good. And return instructions are right in the box of bulbs for if/when they fail.
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I've probably spent $100 over the last few years trying to save a few cents of electricity. I feel like a moron. But I am honest with you about it so you don't follow in my path. At least not until I succeed.

That might be your sign right thar.:neutral:

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Yeah, drink too many and you'll be speaking Klingon in the morning.

Stanley Cup Oreos???

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Nice +.

Well ... as long as there is no bone rot, I'm in. :eek:

I did not know 'A Coke and A Smoke' was a thing:

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I did, but didn't realize the meant that kind of coke.:blush:

:devil:



Link

Out of Stock, and will only work for 6 months. :(

By "and it will work only as a regular decanter", I wonder if the voice-activated pouring will no longer work after the 3G expires? Why would you need 3G for the voice-activated pouring? I understand the 'smart' functions (answering questions) not working after 3G dies.

Out of stock == sadface

following that link == this video

I know it's an old religion; but, really ...

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Menorahsaurus rex?

Likies are a phucking genius cash-in-make-a-buck product.

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Brilliant.

I would buy those

instant millionaire

I saw this commercial the other day on over the air TV. For real. Sure, it was one of those secondary channels. Like 7-4 or something like that, and it was showing an old Henry Fonda western.

Good grief. :facepalm:

I thought I was being punked.... Cpl Frank WARHOLIC? Come on

Old Glory, the Red, White, and Blue, respect it motherfucker, or I won't let you sit on my flag beach towel, or eat off my flag tablecloth, or wipe your chin with my flag napkins. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

Bwahahaha! Now that's funny right there.

Secret Santas, take note for next year!

Un-Tumpin-believable. Brilliant.

Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges.
They are pretty damn amazing. You will still have to paint over the surface, but you will get enough soot off to allow the primer to stick.

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Is soot tougher than I thought it was?

Reminds me of something late great Grandmadigr used to say:

Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
It's sooty foot he put

It's darn near impossible to clean off soot.

Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...

♪ ♫I have an annuity♪ ♫
♪ ♫But I need cash now♪ ♫

♪ ♫Call J G Wentworth♪ ♫
♪ ♫877 cash now♪ ♫

Damn. It fits perfect!:lol2:

Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges, not so much.:lol2:

Sounds better when the Philly Opera Company sings it for Wentworth on the bus.

USB-rechargeable battery?

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WANT.

Horrifying finger attachment lets your phone touch you back

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It can also drag your phone to you using the 'finger'.:3_eyes:

That is creepy AF.

There are two main things I remember about "Twilight" - a hundred-year-old guy stalking a high school girl, and lots of hair.

Between those, I'd say the hair thing is much more appropriate as a commercial tie-in.

HoverGlide – The World’s First Floating Backpack



:devil:

Color me skeptical.

How much weight does it add to a standard pack? How much further away from your body is the weight of the pack now going to be, throwing you off balance? How often do you run and do jumping jacks with a pack on? What happens when you lean forward to crawl under a downed tree?

I'll wait until some actual backpackers buy the thing, hike a few days with it, and report back.

I can see it reducing sudden impacts, like when walking on a rough trail, but they would, as I understand it, become oscillations, which might be annoying.

But perhaps if you train yourself to anticipate and counter them it would be less fatiguing than the jolts.

Ya learned to use the old ones dintchya?:eyebrow:

Eagle Scout here. But that was back in the mid 90's when the external frame packs were just starting to go out of style, so I don't know how much the non-Hoverglide technology has improved in the last 25 years or so.

So...This company, Cuddle Clones, makes slippers that look exactly like your pet.

Examples

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$200, 8 weeks for delivery

I hope for $200 that includes spay or neuter. :haha:

For $200 them sumbitches better make me breakfast.

As someone who handcrafts things, I gotta stick up for them. Either they have a remarkable on-the-fly automation system, the development costs of which they need to pay off, or they're putting a fair bit of work into each item sold.

Or both.

Oh, they're cool.

Your isododecahedronal manufacturements are cooler. But I ain't paying $200 for one of those either.:p:

Right, a hell of a lot of beautiful work just out of my league. :yesnod:

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from here

Thanks, I just did half my Christmas shopping. :cool: