what would you even call this burger?
Mc vagina with cheese?

sorry about that, sounds very wrong

I don't see any cheese, but you can almost taste that special sauce!

anchovy?

ew, ew, ew.....




...ew!

haha... theres an ass version as well, not very pleasant at all

Youre not a fan of the special sauce Lj?

found the ass one, just for your viewing pleasure..
jeez im nice
ha!

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/...s-sandwich.jpg

That's a little bit unpleasant

damn straight.
imagine how she feels

well she must have laid there still for a while to get that lettuce to stick in her arse crack. I don't think she's that upset.

lends a whole new meaning to a chick having a 'phat' arse really.

haha

who knows, she might feel quite accomplished about the whole affair

well I guess there's all different types of salad, and just as many different ways to eat it...even backwards.

but then would you poo out of your mouth?

I think she has Assbergers' Syndrome

damn you beat me to it.

at least this mean's you'll get the hatemail this time.....

I was amazed that no one else had said it. Maybe this should have warned me.
Do you want me to forward the hatemail?

well i sure was thinking it, but now that it's out there it's even funnier

zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?

Oh, was that a joke? I seeeeeeee...

Seriously, no it hasn't happened to me but I've heard of it a fair bit. I only have a few kids classes per week. Some foreigners are posted in junior-high and high schools and they are the butt of this joke...

i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.

Alas, I'm never allowed to hurt them, even when they really deserve it. Actually, I really like the arrangement, in that if there are any serious discipline issues I call for backup from the Japanese staff, and they handle it. I very rarely need this.
Mind you, there was one time one 12ish year old lad was being a right brat ... I gave him a hand-to-hand high five, then got him to do a (his) forehead-to-(my)-hand high five, then put my hand against the edge of the desk and .... SUCKER!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Even the Japanese teacher laughed at that.
ME? I didn't touch him I swear!

i know you got jumped for the whole kid-violence thing before, so maybe you're being extra careful......butt.....wrecked 'em = rectum

just punnin ya.

That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!

I think I hate hamburgers now. :(

Oh go on, it'd be funny as all get out....

More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...

i know you've probably all seen this one before but i think it's appropriate her anyways

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/...mer_poussy.jpg

dare ya......

I'll take truth, thanks :)

haha
let's make a game of it shall we?

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/...omerpussy2.jpg http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/...omerpussy3.jpg

These barbecues at your house are getting more and more elaborate.

Is that Washington, Washington?

guy seems a little cocky to me.

No, he's just got a lot of confidence. There's a vas deferens between the two.

huh?

Guess he was in a hurry, she's still got her top and bra on.

Cute. I think she is watching TV. :D

filth!
great pun man...:yelsick:

i laughed, i cried.. and so on

lol, If this was CSI, they'd freeze it, zoom in on her eyeball, and enhance the reflection so you could see what she's looking at. A camera, obviously.

:p

I thought she looked familiar. That's Jessica Rose (a.k.a. Lonelygirl15).

What is this, the lost outtakes from Star Trek II ????

Maybe it's The Case of the Seriously Sick Sexy Sushi Smuggler.

or maybe The Amazing Mr. Limpet and the Road to Tokyo.

I'm so repressed. I'd never even have thought to do something like that.

Are those leeches? (I'm making the caca face)

I am so sorry i clicked on that link

I think that qualifies as a goatse

I think they're baby eels.
I didn't stay long enough to allow a more scholarly identification.

LOACHES

Truly WTF we have a pet hamster for gods sake how sick:eyebrow:

Another question I thought of.. how did they decide which woman was which? Was there a coin flip? Did the one on the business end of the funnel lose a bet? The mind reels.

Maybe she read a sign wrong and thought she was ordering funnel cake.:rolleyes:

Hell, talk about the smell of fish! Yuk.

Holy FSM, that is #$%&ed up.
I'm not sure they were eels - I think I glimpsed little legs on one as it went in ... maybe salamanders or something? I am so NOT looking again.
But I also wonder, they used so many, are they sure they all came out? Did they count?

Uchhhh, why? WHY??? WHYYYYY???

I just hope they chose the ones without teeth!

http://geekologie.com/2007/04/congo-fish-teeth-01.jpg

K...I clicked the link, but fortunately my lift arrived before it loaded up and I closed the page down. Having read the posts since, I am really glad I didn't see it.

Dear God, why would anybody want to do that?