The guy aging is reeeeeaaaaal subtle...

Dear magic 8 Ball, when exactly will it get better?

March of 2012

bummer.

thanks

Dear Magic 8 ball, what can I do to make it more like Monday?

ask again later

Magic 8 Ball: am I destined to be Queen of the Zombies, or an alien housepet?

And can either be very very soon?

Look man, it don't like Monday, it just don't, and unless you wanna wake it up with an Irish Coffee and a hummer, it just ain't never gonna like Monday.

Given your penchant for scratching things and your self-grooming oral fetish, alien housepet seems more likely.

Back.

Magic Eight Ball: Do you have change for a five?

I have both hope AND change for a 5.

Thank you Magic Eight Ball. Follow-up question:

What exactly is supposed to happen when someone rubs two nickels together?

a frothy santorum emerges.