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Spexxvet 07-05-2006 02:19 PM

What's the difference between a pigmy tribe and a girls' field hockey team?

A pigmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts and a girls hockey team is a bunch of running cunts.

Spexxvet 07-05-2006 02:23 PM

what's the difference between a snow tire and an african american?

When you put chains on it, the snow tire doesn't sing the blues.

Shawnee123 07-06-2006 03:47 PM

Uh, won't let me edit...here's the link I forgot:
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

Crimson Ghost 07-06-2006 11:39 PM

Why do Jews have big noses?

Air is free.

Crimson Ghost 07-06-2006 11:39 PM

How do you keep black kids from jumping on the beds?

Velcro on the ceiling.

Crimson Ghost 07-06-2006 11:40 PM

How do you keep black kids quiet in the car?

Wet their lips and stick them to the windows.

Crimson Ghost 07-06-2006 11:41 PM

A black and a mexican are in the cop car.
Who's driving?


The white cop.

TheChuck 08-18-2006 11:16 AM

Ok I just finished reading all 18 pages to make sure it wasn't a re-post.

Q.) What's the worst part of eating bald pussy






A.) Re-fastening the diaper

elSicomoro 02-28-2007 09:55 AM

How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Crimson Ghost 03-01-2007 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 318921)
How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?

Depends on how hard you throw them.


:devil:

That is the opener for my next meeting!

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How did Helen Keller get carpel tunnel syndrome?
Jerking off with one hand, moaning with the other.

Know how to castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did God give women yeast infections?
So that they would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.

elSicomoro 03-01-2007 08:29 AM

What's easier to unload: a truck full of dead babies or a truck full of bowling balls?

Dead babies, because you can use pitchforks.

cowhead 03-01-2007 01:19 PM

I may have posted this before, but I was reminded of it by thechucks post..

what's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

getting her back in the wheelchair!

Crimson Ghost 03-05-2007 11:39 AM

Ya know why babies have that soft spot in their skull?

That's so ya can carry them five to a hand.

SquadRat1 03-07-2007 04:04 PM

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

crabby_bob 05-09-2007 01:27 PM

new sick joke
 
This is bad so if you are easily offended please skip... I heard these almost right away after moving to the deep south.

How do you keep niggers out of your backyard...
Hang one in the front.


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