Military Logic™: If he had died, he would have been promoted.

Military Logic™ 2 : If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

Pretty impressive credentials.......3, real, earned purple hearts.......
The Normandy landing on D-Day and the Battle Of The Bulge.......
They should be writing books about his experiences.......

I strongly agree. So it goes.

I'll take some of that action. Where do I sign up??

Mmmm. I've never had crab or lobster flavored Boston Terrier. Sounds tasty.

18th century. Yeah.
The amish women behind me at the check out today were buying: foam plates, Luvs diapers, several 12 packs of Gatorade, Tide, plastic hangers etc etc...
Aside from the funny hats and animal abuse, they're really no different than you and me.

Jinx wears funny hats?

Wow. I have not heard about that. What are they accused of? Having sex with goats or what? You certainly can't be talking about their horses pulling buggies or draft horses working on the farm. Are you? I have never heard of this issue.

Round here the Amish are the puppy millers and have been known to often keep their dogs in the worst possible conditions.

I just lost all respect for the Amish I have ever enjoyed. Puppy millers are the pits.

The puppy mills are the worst, but the buggies really bother me a lot too... These people use disposable plates and diapers because they are convenient, they have cell phones and weed wackers... why does a horse have to suck exhaust hauling their asses thru traffic to Walmart? Because that really draws the tourists and the money.