HELL YES !!!!

Ever been stabed ???

No

Ever purposely hide something in a body cavity?

nooo...

every hide something in someone elses body cavity

Yes (then I unhid it, then I hid it again, then I unhid it again...)

Has a friend of yours ever shown you a naked picture of his pregnant wife?

no

if offered would you LOOK at the picture of your friends' naked wife?

Yes.

While you're naked, would you take a picture of your friends pregnant wife?

no

while youre pregant, would you take a photo of your friends naked wife?

it depends

While you're taking a picture of your friends pregnant wife, would you be naked?

no

could timothy theopolus thrinkum thrankum thread three hundred and thirty three thousand thick and thin thistle threads?

Yes

Does my sister Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore?

No.

Is the Sixth Sheik's Sixth Sheep Sick?

No

Do the annoying audiogalaxy assholes amaze anyone?

YES - it amazes me that ass****s actually DO run in packs. They never told us that on the Animal Planet.

Does it surprise you that Jochser got banned?

No.

Will the body serve as a warning to other would-be jammers?

No, there's at least one more suicide bomber in the pack.

Do you think Flint is the alpha male of the AG pack?