"...and that's why mom never lets me take the van anymore."

nor dad the truck ...

Three minutes & thirty-seven seconds of pissing into the wind.

As long as people are people, none of that will come to pass.

Sadly.

Foo Fighters serenade Westboro Baptist Church.

ATTN LADIES:

You're no better than us.

;)

I can clearly tell the difference, eyes open or closed.

How to get an eighty foot boat under a sixty-five foot bridge. In one piece.

heel, boy HEEL!

And don't forget your trigonometry!

They could have waited for low tide, or just let some air out the tires...

Yebbut, that wouldn't have been nearly as cool.

:cool: