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infinite monkey 11-21-2012 10:45 AM

Oh, bother.

Crimson Ghost 11-21-2012 03:57 PM

C'mon. Beige paint ain't that hard to find.

BigV 11-21-2012 07:16 PM

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speaking of bourbon...

wtf?

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orthodoc 11-21-2012 07:22 PM

But ... Bourbon is whisky made from corn.
Am I missing something?

Chocolatl 11-21-2012 07:29 PM

I notice the spelling is different.

orthodoc 11-21-2012 07:45 PM

Ah. After googling it, apparently the spelling is 'whiskey' in America and Ireland, and 'whisky' in Canada, Scotland, and Japan. So maybe the Maker's Mark brand is owned by Canadians, Scots, or Japanese? Or maybe they like the cachet of 'whisky' vs 'whiskey'? Or maybe they just don't care how they spell it. :rolleyes:

Eta: Apparently Maker's Mark is one of the few American companies to use the Scottish/Canadian/Japanese spelling 'whisky' on its product. I found one web page that mentioned this is done to honor the founder's Scottish heritage; it may refer to Burke, who sold the distillery to Samuels in 1953.

Ibby 11-22-2012 12:38 AM

Whisk[e]y purists will argue that whisky and whiskey are two different things entirely. I call bullshit, but.

BigV 11-28-2012 11:39 PM

but you don't know what you're talking about.

infinite monkey 11-29-2012 08:34 AM

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Whiskey vs. whisky
The difference between whiskey and whisky is simple but important: Whisky usually denotes Scotch whisky and Scotch-inspired beverages, and whiskey denotes the Irish and American beverages. The word itself (both spellings) is of Celtic origin, and modern whisky/whiskey distillation practices originated in Ireland and Scotland. Using whiskey to refer to Scotch whisky can get you in big trouble in Scotland.
http://grammarist.com/usage/whiskey-whisky/

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Before we get going, let’s define the liquor in general:
No matter how you spell it, whisky/ey is an umbrella term for a type of spirit distilled from a mash of fermented grains.

Now let’s look at some different types:
Within the broad category of whisky/ey are many sub-categories, including bourbon, rye, Tennessee, Scotch, Irish, and Canadian style whiskies. The manufacture of each of these types of whisky/ey is guided and regulated by the government of the spirit's country of origin. As a result, Canadian whisky, for example, is a whole different animal from Scotch whisky, Irish whiskey, and American-style whiskeys such as Tennessee, bourbon, and straight rye.

(Okay, so far, so good. Maybe at this point, you’d be happy to enjoy a glass of the stuff no matter how it’s spelled. But if you've ever wondered why the word often appears different ways in different contexts, read on...)

Now things start to get tricky:
American and Irish liquor producers (and copy editors) tend to favor the spelling WHISKEY, while Canadian, Scottish, and Japanese producers (and copy editors) tend to favor (or should I say, favour) WHISKY.

The controversy:
So we have two things going on here: copy editing style and actual liquor style. The big question is: Are WHISKEY and WHISKY just two different spellings of the same word, or are they two slightly different words describing two separate groups of spirits? What do you do if you're a resident of Scotland writing about Irish whiskey or an American writing about Canadian whisky?

A solution:
Up until quite recently, The New York Times tackled the problem by spelling everything the American way (with an E), regardless of the spirit’s country of origin. From Kentucky bourbon to Islay malts, everything was “whiskey” to The NYTimes. But then, last February, the venerable newspaper made a decisive change.

After receiving a raft of complaints from some serious Scotch whisky drinkers, the paper re-tooled its approach to follow that of many specialized spirits publications, spelling each type of spirit according to the way favored by its country of origin. So, while American-produced varieties such as bourbon, rye, and Tennessee - as well as the Irish stuff - kept their previous NYTimes-styled "whiskey” spelling, the stuff from Scotland, Canada, and Japan now would be referred to as “whisky.” Makes a lot of sense, I think.

Whiskey/whisky nmemonics:
Here’s a quick way to remember how some of the world’s biggest producers spell their products:

•Countries that have E’s in their names (UnitEd StatEs and IrEland) tend to spell it whiskEy (plural whiskeys)
•Countries without E’s in their names (Canada, Scotland, and Japan) spell it whisky (plural whiskies)
http://www.thekitchn.com/whiskey-vs-...-the-di-100476

(We needed a new squirrel around a tree argument. You're welcome.)

♪ I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues ♫

Big Sarge 11-29-2012 12:09 PM

i have to say irish whisky is the best, far better than most bourbons

xoxoxoBruce 11-29-2012 12:19 PM

Yeah, but is it Booze or Boose? ;)

Rhianne 11-29-2012 02:08 PM

•Countries without E’s in their names (Canada, Scotland, and Japan) spell it whisky

Add India if you like.

Sundae 11-29-2012 03:18 PM

Just depends where it comes from. I would never describe Jameson's or Jack D as whisky. Or single malts from Arran, Oban or suchlike as whiskey.

Horses for courses.
Or, as a friend of mine used to say, arses fuck arses (you can make it work if you use a West-Country accent).

I am anal.

BigV 11-29-2012 08:34 PM

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funny and wtf:

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BigV 11-29-2012 08:39 PM

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So. No Comcast thank goodness. But we stream stuff from Netflix every day and night. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Here are a couple categories the staff robot at Netflix might be helpful to me: Violent Revenge Action Thrillers and Raunchy Dysfunctional-Family TV Shows.

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:rolleyes:

BigV 12-04-2012 12:03 PM


Gravdigr 01-01-2013 05:35 PM

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DanaC 01-02-2013 10:43 AM

hahahahaha. I was looking at it for a while before I figured out what I was seeing.

Gravdigr 01-02-2013 04:47 PM

Heheh...kinda like the old trick, if someone is riding with you, and then they fall asleep, and then you're lucky enough to pull in behind a car on a towtruck, and then you scream, and then your passenger jolts awake, and then sees the car coming straight at them, and then shits themselves...

Pete Zicato 01-02-2013 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 846145)
Heheh...kinda like the old trick…

I bet you're a lot of fun, Grave. :D

Gravdigr 01-03-2013 04:15 PM

I have my moments...

Laughter makes you live longer.

I might live forever!

Gravdigr 01-03-2013 04:22 PM

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Would you use this ATM?

What if it's 2 a.m.?

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BigV 01-04-2013 02:57 PM

how thirsty am I?

Glinda 01-04-2013 11:41 PM

Only if I've got rubber gloves!

Gravdigr 01-05-2013 04:27 AM

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I guess her siren is broken?

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footfootfoot 01-05-2013 11:29 AM

That was one of your funnier moments Grav. I'se laughing.

glatt 01-05-2013 01:36 PM

I could hear the little siren from here.

Gravdigr 01-05-2013 06:00 PM

:D

Gravdigr 01-06-2013 04:50 PM

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My octopus, it haz wingz.

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footfootfoot 01-06-2013 05:01 PM

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings

ZenGum 01-06-2013 06:12 PM

This genetic engineering and cross breeding has gone too far. Flying sharks, maybe, but flying octopi? Tentacles in the sky? No thank you!

DanaC 01-07-2013 04:07 AM

To the tune of Riders in the Sky...

DanaC 01-07-2013 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 846732)
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings

This made me laugh my tits off.

Pete Zicato 01-07-2013 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 846795)
This made me laugh my tits off.

I hope you kept track of them. They can probably be reattached. :D

jimhelm 01-07-2013 12:55 PM

Great news!
I JUST bought a roll of double sided tape!

I'll be right over!

ZenGum 01-07-2013 06:14 PM

So long as Ibby doesn't pinch* them first.


*hey, works either way. ;)

Ibby 01-07-2013 06:52 PM

:biglaugha

footfootfoot 01-08-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 846795)
This made me laugh my tits off.

:( They were such lovely tits too.

Gravdigr 01-17-2013 12:35 PM

Up next on today's episode of "Gary Busey Is Batshit Insane":

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Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, here come the hobbits.


Is that a cassette recorder?

Gravdigr 01-17-2013 12:37 PM

I think he may have confused hobbits with Mexicans.

Sundae 01-17-2013 02:32 PM

Dana does have nice tits. I'd swap hers for mine - except then I'd be fat-with-small-tits which is one of nature's cruellest tricks. At least I can make men smile at me on buses just by having lively sweater puppies.

Dana got the brains, I got the OAPs.

Gravdigr 01-26-2013 01:50 PM

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wtf?

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Also, wtf'nf? :headshake

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Nirvana 02-01-2013 09:11 PM

Anyone want to?
 
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ZenGum 02-01-2013 11:45 PM

It just needs a full stop after pants and a comma after don't.

Gravdigr 02-03-2013 02:39 PM

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I bet he does...

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Crimson Ghost 02-03-2013 03:04 PM

Obamacare Vasectomy Clinic, now open

BigV 02-03-2013 07:52 PM

So.... Weird?

The power just went out in the super dome.. F'realz.

The next commercial was for bud light "lucky chair"...

Made me think a SF fan had just visited the man.... I can hear it now--" electricity is not really my thing. (enter beautiful girl dressed in electrician's outfit) "I'll do it. How much luck do you need?"

LOL

BigV 02-03-2013 07:55 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywA...e_gdata_player

Gravdigr 02-04-2013 05:46 PM

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toranokaze 02-06-2013 01:07 AM

If they don't tell him to leave when he gets there they have to pay him it is the Jettisons doctrine

infinite monkey 02-06-2013 07:34 AM

Well, it's a Seinfeld kind of day.


glatt 02-06-2013 10:01 AM

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Spexxvet 02-06-2013 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 851630)

It's like Game Of Thrones. They take birds with them to carry messages back home.

Gravdigr 02-06-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 851631)
It's like Game Of Thrones. They take birds with them to carry messages back home.

Them there ain't no messenger boids.

DanaC 02-06-2013 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 851670)
Them there ain't no messenger boids.

Depends on the message one wishes to send...

Gravdigr 02-06-2013 03:53 PM

What do ya mean----OW, OW!!OWWMYEYE!!

Gravdigr 02-06-2013 03:54 PM

I wonder...do they get frequent flyer miles?

Spexxvet 02-06-2013 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 851683)
I wonder...do they get frequent flyer miles?

Double miles for the birds

toranokaze 02-08-2013 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 851604)
Well, it's a Seinfeld kind of day.


Richards was funny I feel bad that he went down in a flaming ball of racism

glatt 02-08-2013 10:05 AM

He said some stupid shit, but I don't think he's really a racist.

We've all said stupid things before, but when you're a celebrity, it gets noted. If there's a pattern, maybe you can draw a conclusion, but if it's just one episode of stupidity, I tend to cut some slack.


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