I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.

You're reading the wrong sites. ;)

Or just talking to the wrong guys. ;)

But on the shinier side of that coin...

we can receive oral sex while driving a lot better than chicks can. I mean, we can keep our feet on the pedals. Worst case scenario is a speeding ticket.:cool:

What, you've never been to CA. ? The land of fruits & nuts.
O-boy. What you can see while driving a truck. Maybe not want to look.

I can vouch for that!

Ladies! Flash us more. Men! Flash us less.

Thank you!

I wondered about that. How often does it happen? And how often are they hot?

Depends. During spring break in Florida, yes! Usually the shot is at least easy on the eyes. Hairy butts don't do it for me, unfortunately. Nor do crotch-shots from guys. Sheldon may disagree. Sometimes I see a guy driving and getting head from his partner. This can be good OR bad. Somehow, I doubt he's fully concentrating on his driving. Seen more action in the back seat too.

Us truckers see it ALL from up here people. And we have radios, too.

I have to say I have never ever been tempted to flash a random person in another car/truck.
I have done things to my partner while he was driving, but only at night, on dark roads. Truck drivers are the only ones who can see into your car!

Whaddya do for 'em when they flash? Big ol horn hoot, or the simple thumbs-up?

Toot on the air horn, and by trucker law, report their description and location on channel 19.

Gave me a chuckle.

Reminds me of an old joke:


"Have you heard that Kraft foods is moving it's headquarters to Israel? They are changing the corporate name to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

That one's good too Shel.

...cheeses just left Chicago......

....working from one end to the other.....and all points in between.....