probably bad timing.....but current events remind me of this one:

newspaper head line in Poland today:

Plane Crashes in Graveyard:

All 20 passengers and crew dead at scene. Rescue team recovers 115 bodies/

And I've fucked 'em.

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.

lol lj.

Question: What did the cowboy say to the car salesman?

Answer: "Audi."



(I never said it was good.)

I geegled.

I oughta kick you right in the volvo!!! lol!!!

After that, he'll need to pop his clutch.

How could you a-Ford to make a pun that bad?

It's my Civic duty.

Hemiphobe.

One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.

"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important." Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper.

Then her boss says, "Thanks, I'll need two copies."

I put this here as an amusement, I can't substantiate the stuff but it was interesting.

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Do the women masturbate more? Or wash less?