Does that come in gallon bottle size? I know someone who would love it! (wink wink, capn)

Yes, juju, they are custom made. You can specify size and colors here. ;)

Great, now you can get faux pubs stuck in-between your teeth.

Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.

I meant pubic hair, not pubs as in bar or public housing.

LMAO

Unless there's a bloke who comes round on a Friday afternoon selling meat and knock-off designer gear out the back of a white van, it ain't a genuine Brit pub :P

There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site. http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.

That's what I said. :p

I just looked at the "vagina" section.

Here's what's for sale:

A felted cooter necklace
Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while.

Themed panty liners
Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman?

Wooly bloody used tampon key holders
So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking.

Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

There, unfortunately is more...

Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.

It's really only a huge problem if you're another teddy bear.:rolleyes:

OK, I apologize.:blush:





But I'll get you next time, Steve Dallas, you haven't heard the last of me, no, I'll be watching you, one false move, just one, and I'm calling your parents, you hear me, just one....

What are you gonna call them??

Fornicators.