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Elspode 11-26-2005 11:00 AM

Zippyt got it right off. That's my father-in-law, demonstrating the correct method for consuming ripe persimmons right off the tree.

capnhowdy 11-26-2005 06:46 PM

DO NOT....I REPEAT....DO NOT attempt to eat a persimmon that is not ripe. You have to be there. :shocking:

Clodfobble 11-26-2005 07:57 PM

Personally, I'd recommend not eating the ripe ones either. I hate persimmons.

seakdivers 11-27-2005 07:39 PM

What does a persimmon taste like? Are they sour?

Elspode 11-27-2005 11:17 PM

As my father in law said, in answer to the exact same question, "They taste like persimmons."

I would characterize them as an almost-citruslike (but not quite) apricotish flavor...sorta. They have very large and numerous seeds for such a small fruit. The ones in the picture are about 1" across. When ripe, they are rather sweet, but not gloriously so.

I am told that an unripe one will shrivel your mouth up instantly, not unlike the effect produced by alum.

seakdivers 11-27-2005 11:57 PM

Hmm.... sounds like a rose hip. A rose hip is about the size of the persimmons in that picture. The flesh/ meat is only about 1/8 - 1/4" thick, and the center is filled with seeds that have a prickly feel to them.
An unripe rose hip will certainly give your taste buds a jolt!

According to dictionary.com, a persimmon is "the usually orange several-seeded globular berry of a persimmon that is edible when fully ripe but usually extremely astringent when unripe "

Must be an aquired taste :greenface

wolf 11-28-2005 12:53 PM

I just got a terrible chill. Spooky. It re-ran down my spine as I typed this.

BigV 11-28-2005 02:34 PM

Salute!

glatt 11-28-2005 03:05 PM

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The Church of Scientology, for which I have zero respect, has a "secret" landing strip and vault in the New Mexico desert. Boing Boing just had a post about it, with links to aerial photos.

The vault apparently contains the writing of Hubbard and is there as a meeting place for the souls of the faithful after they die. In order to make it easier for the spirits to find, a rather large symbol of scientology is carved into the side of the mountain.

Happy Monkey 11-28-2005 05:40 PM

I'd guess that "our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future" is tongue in cheek, referring to the probable pro-war views on the part of H2 owners.

capnhowdy 11-28-2005 10:20 PM

in the old days everybody could get a hummer if you could talk your girlfriend into it.

Clodfobble 11-29-2005 06:30 PM

In my house you don't get a hummer while "pissing away" anything, that's for damn sure. :eyebrow:

John 11-30-2005 02:17 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...tus_babies.jpg

BigV 11-30-2005 02:29 PM

Mama scorpion (Emperor scorpion) and the babies, of course.

dar512 11-30-2005 03:23 PM

I hate bugs. The way Indiana hates snakes.

glatt 11-30-2005 03:41 PM

As I look at that scorpion, I'm struck by how similar it looks to a crab. I've heard that some natives in the Amazon eat large spiders. I wonder if there is much meat on one of these things, and if it tastes like crab? It looks a lot like a soft shelled crab. Yum..

wolf 11-30-2005 07:24 PM

I do not voluntarily eat anything with poison sacs.

Trilby 11-30-2005 09:13 PM

Crabs are, I hate to tell you, SEA SPIDERS!

There. I said it.

Troubleshooter 12-01-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I do not voluntarily eat anything with poison sacs.

Depends on what you call poison doesn't it? :eyebrow:

superbaton 12-01-2005 04:44 PM

:lol:

John 12-09-2005 12:26 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/legomonster1.jpg">
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/legomonster2.jpg">

Elspode 12-09-2005 12:55 PM

I gotta get me one of them Religion Free DVD players. I stuck a copied disc into my current one, and it popped up a message on the screen that said that I'd better pray I didn't get caught copying DVDs...

Happy Monkey 12-09-2005 06:53 PM

Target has one...

superbaton 12-10-2005 02:17 AM

:lol:

seakdivers 12-10-2005 12:09 PM

Ok - you got me with this one. What the fuck?

Elspode 12-10-2005 03:01 PM

Queen's float in the S&M parade?

richlevy 12-10-2005 06:52 PM

Is that Brian behind the wheel?

I don't want to sound stupid, but is that a realistic doll or a woman? The skin tone seems a little rubbery.

Trilby 12-10-2005 07:54 PM

I think it's a real person. If I were her I'd sue the shit out of the plastic surgeon.

zippyt 12-11-2005 11:28 PM

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Here Ya go Bruce , A red neck Hele-o-copter !!!

seakdivers 12-12-2005 02:43 AM

HahHAHahahahaha!!! Oh my god that is something you would find around here!! (and it would still be fly-able according to the owner).

capnhowdy 12-12-2005 08:20 AM

Looks like a crash dummy on the passenger's side.

plthijinx 12-12-2005 03:17 PM

sure as hell ain't me!!! :eek:

seakdivers 12-13-2005 02:47 AM

xoB..

Great. Now I feel like a total tard - I didn't even notice that it didn't have blades.

I really try to avoid flying in any form - here's a link to what happened the other day on our runway in Sitka. They totally downplay it, but I saw the damage myself. Not cool. Our runway starts & stops in the water so it's a bit unnerving when the plane isn't 100% when it hits the ground. Rough landings are par for the course on our runway - we are all used to them. I know all of the people that are quoted in the article, and they are all very well traveled, so this must have been damn scary!!
The best part is that it was the Disney plane!! Hahahaha!!

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/ap_al...-7182043c.html

plthijinx 12-13-2005 01:47 PM

i've been in a similar situation the last 2 or 3 flights i've flown albeit not as severe. it sure is a nuts-in-throat feeling and takes alot of skill, rudder and extra airspeed to get the baby on the runway centerline. i've had people ask me if i'd like to fly up in Alaska to which i say, no, thank you. i'm not that ballsy yet.

Elspode 12-14-2005 03:51 PM

Well, hell...no wonder you're squeamish. The damn runway is built out into the ocean for 2/3's of its length. It isn't even part of the damn land. Plus, it is right next to that giant volcano you posted the picture of the other day. I wouldn't want to fly into or out of there, either.

Topo here.

Elspode 12-14-2005 03:56 PM

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Jeez. The topo makes it look safe compared to this photo.

glatt 12-14-2005 04:32 PM

does the runway include cable arrestors, and are the planes outfitted with tailhooks?

zippyt 12-14-2005 11:50 PM

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Sure, put some blades on that baby and gas her up.

Dude I guess i just posted a pic from a weird angle , she has blades , there is just SOOOOO Much Kick ASS power that they are short ( Horse power -v- Blade area , etc,,,,,) . :lol:

Heres a better angle .

BigV 12-15-2005 11:37 AM

It's a Toyota Celicapter!

mrnoodle 12-15-2005 01:31 PM

:lol: good one

mrnoodle 12-15-2005 01:31 PM

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seakdivers 12-15-2005 03:36 PM

Yep - that's our runway. There have been many, many times we've landed and I've been curling my toes / clutching the handrests, hoping that we will stop in time. They are working on expanding the runway so that we can get planes bigger than 737s in here. We'll see if that happens.

xoB - I didn't even notice the Kim thing - that's funny! The weird thing is that one Kim is a woman, and the other is a man.

seakdivers 12-15-2005 03:40 PM

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I saw this one in the news the other day. I don't know what is so funny about it, but it sure makes me laugh!

Elspode 12-15-2005 05:55 PM

These guys look like some of those Peruvian mummies I've seen.

zippyt 12-15-2005 08:09 PM

they look like they are about to pop !!!

capnhowdy 12-15-2005 09:47 PM

they look like smoked bodybuilders to me.
like my brother's smoked turkey last holiday.

superbaton 12-16-2005 08:11 PM

:love: :headshake :vomitblu:

capnhowdy 12-16-2005 08:54 PM

looks like ooze seeping from her navel...
the expression says someone rammed a peice of rebar up her ass just as the shutter button was pressed.
Good thing she's wearing the padded bra.

lumberjim 12-16-2005 09:17 PM

my strong suit

Troubleshooter 12-16-2005 09:18 PM

It's not a padded bra, those are moobs.

seakdivers 12-16-2005 11:02 PM

[muffling hysterical laughter] Lumberjim - dayum.... dead sexy! [/laughter]

seakdivers 12-16-2005 11:39 PM

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Here lumberjim... I'll join you.

heck yeah, that's what my abs look like....mmmmmhmmm...

and yes, my photoshopping sucks... I just didn't care.

Elspode 12-16-2005 11:57 PM

Is that your actual face, Seak? 'Cause you're gorgeous! :)

seakdivers 12-17-2005 12:35 PM

Awww Els, your're just sayin' that cause you want my body. ;)

Yep - that's me with a wee bit o' photoshop magic. Somehow I couldn't replicate the natural tan of the bodybuilder, so I had to make do with a banana boat look.

Elspode 12-17-2005 05:12 PM

As long as your body doesn't look like the one you grafted your face onto... :worried:

zippyt 12-17-2005 07:10 PM

LJ's other side , http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php...tid=2849&stc=1
Go to the verry first post

capnhowdy 12-17-2005 09:05 PM

whatta smile, seak!

richlevy 12-17-2005 09:24 PM

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Hey Seak, did anyone ever tell you that you look like June Lockhart?

zippyt 12-17-2005 10:54 PM

Damn Bruce , How many can you handle in your Harem ?????

seakdivers 12-18-2005 12:07 AM

I could ruin it for all of you and post the original picture sans photoshop.

Naahh......


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