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I'm a 48 year-old, growed-ass man, and I want these:

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Magic wand salt & pepper shakers!

Bippety boppity boo! I'll season your meat for you!

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 965106)

Bippety boppity boo! I'll season your meat for you!

As the actress said to the bishop...

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 965106)

Bippety boppity boo! I'll season your meat for you!

Badda-Bing,_Badda-Bang. I'll season your meat for you.

Run for the hills.

"Try Me"

"Come at me, bro!"

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 966228)

"Try Me"

"Cum at me, bro!"

I never knew that existed.

I have seen them on 5 ton trucks and school busses in the north east.

They have those chain thingies for big rigs also. Some states do not accept them, like Colorado.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 967551)

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yours is analog

mine is digital

http://www.cnet.com/news/meet-zuse-t...atrix-toaster/

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Meet Zuse, the dot matrix toaster
Austrian designers Inseq introduce resolution for toast. Literally burns an image onto toast at 12 x 12 pixel resolution.

and

http://geekologie.com/2016/08/dot-ma...hatever-yo.php

This is a Kickstarter for the $85 Toaseroid toaster, a smartphone app controlled toaster that uses a dot-matrix grid of microfilaments to let you toast whatever you want on your bread (within small dot-matrix grid reason). You can also fine-tune the level of brownness. Not feeling creative? No worries, the toaster can also automatically toast the weather forecast, or text messages from a friend or lover. Obviously, my toast is going to be nothing but penises and dirty words from here on out. *opens crumpled brown lunch bag at work, coworker sits beside me at break-room table* "Hey GW, what you got for lunch today?" *flashes 'F*CK OFF' tuna salad sandwich* Man, that's gonna be the highlight of my month.

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****NSFW****

The website

I wish I needed that.:(

I haven't used a condom in so long I have forgotten how to use them.

I doubt I've used 20 condoms in my life.

Do the ones ya buy out of a machine in a truck stop men's room count?

Hey Limey, winter's coming, gonna have some time on yer hands...

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 969161)

Hey Limey, winter's coming, gonna have some time on yer hands...

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Haggis!

Sent by thought transference

you'd have to start at the tail end and do the head last or it'd start to wriggle and meow and you'd never finish....

This has just got to be teh bleurgh:

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Let's hope, and cross our fingers, that by milk they are referring to the addition of lactose, an unfermentable sugar used in so called 'milk stouts' to add a slight sweetness and richer mouthfeel, and by chocolate they are referring to a type of dark roasted malt that has slight chocolatey notes by virtue of the manner of roasting, and not, god forbid, and FSM preserve us, that they actually added chocolate milk to the stuff or made it as sweet as chocolate milk, since porter is already sweet to begin with.

The take-away:

1. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
2. Don't spend so much time in the sun, even though you live in Florida. (See 1. above)

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 922959)

"Filament" LED light bulb are the future, but here today. The price just needs to come down a little bit. These things are freaking awesome!

I bought one of these LED filament bulbs to try it out. Not cheap. $15.50, but free shipping.

It came in a plain unmarked box in a padded envelope. The bulb was in a protective plastic clam shell. No brand name that I can see.

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Comparing the LED filament bulb side by side with an incandescent bulb.
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And here it is in the fixture, with the dimmer at 100%. On the left is a 40 watt incandescent. In the middle is a 4 watt Filament LED, and on the right is a 60 watt incandescent. To my eye, in person, it looks as bright as the 60 watt bulb.
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Here's a very underexposed close up of the LED light. You can sort of see in individual LEDs under the filament's coating.
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And I noticed with the lamp shades on that the LED's 4 filaments effectively eliminate the shadows caused by the lampshade wire clamps that grab the bulb. Those shadows are visible on the incandescent lamp shade.

And finally, I took a video of the dimming.

The LED bulb is listed as 2600K, but it seems just a little bit whiter than the incandescent bulbs at 100% power. And as you dim the lights, the incandescents go yellow, but the LED keeps its color.

I like this bulb. It's expensive, but I ordered 4 more. It will take the Dining Room light from 220 total watts (with a mixture of 40 and 60 watt bulbs) and reduce it to 20 total watts. I don't know how long it will take for these to pay for themselves. I suppose I should have calculated that before ordering 4 more, but that would have involved tracking down a power bill and doing the calculations.

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 923356)

These bulbs flicker a little bit. Apparently the larger filament LED bulbs have capacitors on the tiny circuit board in the base to smooth out the flickering, but these candelabra bulbs are so small, there isn't room in the base for capacitors. It doesn't bother me, but Mrs. Glatt has commented on it a few times. So these LED bulbs may be short lived in this house. We'll see how it plays out. But I won't be buying a new dimmer until I know the LEDs are here to stay.

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 951414)

It's not even a year later, and 2.5 of the 5 LED bulbs I bought have failed. The 0.5 failure is that 2 of the 4 filaments of one bulb have stopped lighting up. I think there is a poor electrical connection somewhere in the bulb and it gets strained somehow over time and breaks. The filaments flicker a bit and then stop working altogether.

I can't recommend these bulbs any longer. At $12 per bulb, the price is simply too high to be replacing them after 10 months. The claim was 15,000 hours of operation and the real world results are 500 hours or so. I'd be ok with them if they were $1.

I'm obsessed with getting LED bulbs for my candelabra style dining room light. It uses 5 x 60 watt incandescent bulbs and it kills me to be consuming that much power.

The old LEDs I had were problematic. They were too expensive, they flickered like a very fast strobe light, and they got too hot and burned out after less than a year. The flickering was a result of the base being too small to fit a capacitor.

I just found a new bulb that appears to fix all of those problems. These new bulbs ahve the same filament technology, except they have a large metal heat sink above the base. The heat sink disperses the heat, so they should last longer, and the large heat sink is big enough to contain a capacitor that will even out the current and stop the flickering. The price is also much more reasonable at $3.80 per bulb.
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 969447)

Cree.

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“Our innovative TW Series™ LED Candelabra bulbs exceed customer expectations

You've got to be kidding me. You got a light bulb named after you?

I think he should sue.

His name is Sue? How do you do.

Samsung makes a refrigerator with a built in tablet screen, and people are going to Home Depot display models and pulling up porn.

Your fridge will serve up porn.
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My fridge doesn't need the internet.

It needs porn. Just not the internet.

Is that where you keep your funky cold Medina?

Did they not have a big picture?

:p:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that.

I hot linked to their GIF, and it was smaller on their screen.

I was just poking ya.;)

Jelly Belly Tobasco! So good!

I think this is teh awesomeness:

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Naughty-naughty...

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Ya might have to be a NASCAR fan to see how redneck this is:

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:yelsick:

Gravdigr, thank you so much for the photo.
I use it as my unofficial signature in my mails at work...

A spill proof paint tray you can use with a brush or roller.

Paint2It Pro - Anti Gravity Paint Tray Palette.

Wait, whutnow?!

What kind of dirty, rat bastard would even come up with such a heinous idea?

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Oreo Thins?!?!

Come on, man, at least act like you're from this planet...

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What kind of dirty, rat bastard would even come up with such a heinous idea?

An evil MBA. :eyebrow:

Didja see the serving size? One bag!

Probably a vending machine bag, when desperate people have no choice. :lol: