I would like to freestyle a rap about Pearl.
First, I will go to rhymes dotcom and look up all that rhymes with Pearl

she's deaf so it really doesn't matter if it rhymes exact-like

What?

Slant rhymes ...?

That's a good place to start. If your getting oil and it doesn't fire it's probably the igniter. If it fires but shuts down, it's probably the electric eye that shuts it down if it doesn't see a flame.

Nononono.

Any time anyone mentions hearing, you say, "what?"

It's a thing.

I bled the fuckin thing. Now I have heating oil all over my hands, shoes, the floor of the basement, the empty Wawa cup which could not be placed correctly and the monkey wrench that served as a 3/8" wrench until it loosened as it always does because it is a ridiculous tool. AS AM I.

And no actual fucking heat, same symptom.

I AM THE ONE THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT TRYING TO FIX THE FURNACE BY THEMSELVES

That laughing you hear far, far away? It's me. In hell.

Sorry. *stiflestiflestifle*


eta--laughing at your post, not at your situation.

UT, have a cigarette to calm you down. With all that oil about, it might solve your heating problem too. Possibly permanently. ;)

Srsly, sorry about this PITA. I'd try to help, but I don't know squat about heaters.

Remember what I said about the shallow box or pan with cat litter?

Why isn't the Landlord fixing this?

I thought heat was pretty standard when you rented a place.

xoB of course not! I had a billion things to think about for the last two weeks...

Tril I only started pursuing them yesterday at 3:30. If they don't call me today I shall take action on my own and bill them for it, that's how I normally roll.

good idea.

Fuck. That blows.