Oh, well, fuck that then.

Don't fall for that bullshit, you can fly straight into Adelaide.

Jeez, RyanAir has really gone downhill.

Tell 'em Maj. Kong said "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bear-falls-safely-tree-tranquilized-police-photo-211524912.html

What a great picture! Ballerina Bear!

It looks like they're bouncing the bear in a blanket. Weeee! Woo hooooo!

Jeez those Dropbears have got fucking big.

A) see - what I like about america is the no terribly horrifying
wildlife rule we have here. Alligstors and snakefish (an import!)
are as bad as I want things to get. NO SNAKE EATING SPIDERS THANK YOU!!!

B) Dropbear is fabulous. Poetry in motion.

Someone wanna p'shop Maj. Kong riding that bear as it falls? :D

I keep having to mentally correct myself from Mah Jong, to Maj. Kong.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...mma_Island.jpg

A somewhat slightly smaller (but still really intimidating) variety of golden orb spiders is really common in Taiwan. The photo (via wikipedia) is of a really similar one on Lamma Island (near Hong Kong). They're why I never liked traipsing around the jungle up in the national park behind my apartment. I'm no major arachnophobe but...

I would not want to come around a corner or open a door and encounter that at face height. Or any height.

and of course, face height is exactly where they tend to be. I don't think i've ever seen one inside anywhere, though.

Wildlife tennis: angling the pad so that the bear bounces in the opposing team's fileld. - It worked with the bison, didn't it?