What I don't get about kippers is- the people that come to a coffee shop in Northern New Mexico and ask me for them.

Look around. What about this place says we would have kippers? Is it all the burritos and cilaquiles? The coffee maybe? wtf?
The funny part is, the people asking know we don't make it but every time, think we will just for them.

Do any of the waitresses have intimate hygiene problems?

Wooops!
Solly
Just jerkin'

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Dr Livingstoned's Journal Day ?

I have awoken, after a binge on the local mushrooms, to find the camp empty.

My head hurts, my trousers were down and I had a ten pound note rolled up behind my left ear and a sore arse ....

Such are the dangers of the jungle.

The tea has been spilled, the supermodels bones picked clean by the dreaded pterodactyls and my splendid skull tea set has been shattered in the disarray.

I fear that, once again, the party has moved on without me.

I shall have to re provision, on tea, muffins, kippers, although, being a dam sight away from New Mexican coffe shops, I am not holding out much hope for obtaining any.

I shall press on duly.

Dr Livingstoned out.

Bye, bye Doctor.
Sorry your lovely teaset was smashed. Not sorry you were ;)

That ten squid was from me, for a taxi home.
Don't say I never buy you anything.

Good thing you're not from Georgia, Sundae Girl. Else you may get dissed for such inhospitable comments. Especially since they were so warmly receptive to our adventurers on their site.