*laughs* when I read your post, my instant thought was "yeah, Shawnee....of course that's a reasonable hypothesis"

Then I went back an dlooked at the pic. And damn it all, if doesn't look exactly like a giant roller skate!

See?

That's exactly what I thought it was.

About that tree: It didn't twist and turn. It looks like almost all the weight of the canopy was on the same side of the tree as the house. Almost nothing will make that tree fall away from the house in that situation. The weight (of the canopy) must be removed before felling the tree. If I'm doing it for ya--$1500-$3000. Oh, and that's why pro tree trimmers/fellers make the money they do.

There is always one spot open...

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