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Happy Monkey 01-13-2010 03:12 PM
Harold Ford Jr. doesn't shoot children.

Also, he firmly believes on the economy.

Pie 01-13-2010 03:39 PM
I love it.
Quote:
Q. Guns. Let's talk about this issue.

A: I never got an A rating, like my opponent -- would-be opponent -- has enjoyed. I don't own them. I do shoot them, and I shoot them at things that can't shoot back. And will continue to do that. And by that, I want to be clear, I don't mean children. I have done a little bird hunting in my day.

Clodfobble 01-13-2010 05:33 PM
Really, he only said he doesn't shoot children that "can't shoot back." The ones with bebe guns, he makes no promises.

classicman 01-13-2010 07:24 PM
whew. That there is somethin' special.

TheMercenary 01-13-2010 08:25 PM
He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.

xoxoxoBruce 01-14-2010 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 626275)
Even Leo Sayer?
Absolutely. :thumbsup:

monster 01-14-2010 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 626391)
He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 626275)
Even Leo Sayer?
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 626432)
Absolutely. :thumbsup:

Is this a candidate for "sometimes the stars align"?

Shawnee123 01-14-2010 10:54 AM
"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."

Flint 01-14-2010 01:21 PM
Actual sentence typed by a person:

Quote:
FAX I need a FAX in Dept.

skysidhe 01-14-2010 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 626537)
Actual sentence typed by a person:
lol

now that's amusing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 626488)
"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
I don't like that song either.

Scriveyn 01-15-2010 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flint (Post 626537)
Actual sentence typed by a person:
Quote:
FAX I need a FAX in Dept.
Which reminds me:

There was the one fax machine on our floor at the office in the ante room of the dept. boss. - My phone rang - I lifted the receiver - the secretary, known for her no-nonsense approach, bellowed "FAX!" and slammed down the receiver at her end. :D

Madman 01-20-2010 03:17 PM
Boss: "I'm not feeling very well, I'm going to leave a little early today."
Me: "Hope you get to feeling better."

That was about 11am.

Around 1pm someone overheard him talking to his wife on the phone...

Boss: "I'm leaving early today, why don't I pick you up and we'll go out and eat."

He quietly walked out the back door at about 1:45pm

DanaC 01-20-2010 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 626488)
"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
That song used to make me cry when I was little :P

Shawnee123 01-20-2010 03:37 PM
Oh, I loved that song when it came out. It's really not bad, just sappier than perhaps I like now.

Trilby 01-20-2010 03:46 PM
young undergrad in the bathroom at WSU, talking to her pal: "Remember that song....Danke Schoen? How'd that go....(sings) Danke Schoen, Darlin'....Danke Schoen...oooo, I'm killing it! If Wayne Newman could hear me, he'd be sick!"


I got a good chuckle outta that one.


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