pssst...we had some fairly big brass on campus the past two days. Crazy security. It's all to do with a top secret mission called Alien Autopsy.

Not really. Long have been the rumors of WPAFB housing aliens recovered from Roswell. This is more of a weaponry thing. I would've given anything to be allowed to peruse the displays for this conference. Having attended the Armed Forces Communications and Electronics scholarship banquet for 3 years, I got a lot of neat gimmes from the vendors. The high tech govt vendors. I also got to ride a Segway and pilot a flight simulator.

Now, back to your WTF stuff. I'm just fascinated with those kinds of things.

forget that.

Tell us about riding the Segway!

It makes the Germans more comfortable.

:lol2:

:lol2:

OK. I think this is my very first WTF post. Searching for something not at all related to what I found.



http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...bies-tasty.jpg

well, your timing is excellent.

Shouldn't that be in the cellar burger thread?

What? None o' yas never had a baby burger??

The filename is 'burnthehousedown'...

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Look like ticks.

IM - DON'T LOOK!!!!!

Vague resemblance, but they have eight legs.

Kill with fire, indeed.

I was just over at the US Science and Engineering Festival on my lunch hour. Lots of amazing things, like the next generation rocket for NASA, and one of the USAF Thunderbirds parked right on the floor, but this little display in the far corner caught my eye.

A Trichobezoar. This is 6 years worth of eaten hair removed from the stomach of a 12 year old girl.

omg...thanks for trying, I scrolled up from the Wad O'Hair and saw a split second of the pic just as I was reading DON'T LOOK.

:bolt:

Similar IotD in 2007: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16002

The age of the patients is different, so it isn't the same one.

Which means these things are breeding.

Taking over, if you will.

I, for one, welcome our new ... no. No, I don't.

From the Baltimore Sun photo archives: "Escaped bisons jumps over tennis net"

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-...UFFALO27P3.jpg

...that sure is a bison jumping over a tennis net, alright...

Err, that should be "bison" since there's only one. Did I miss where the Edit button went?

You musta waited too long to edit. My last post is also past the point of no return.

It is really rare these days to see a bison that is such a good sport that it will jump the net when it loses the match. What was the final score?

I'm afraid the buffalo was a streaker.

The deer and the antelope were playing.

Thus the little appreciated significance of Buffalo Wings.

:D

I will NEVER bitch about my cat again. EVER!

*****crap joke alert*****


What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
















You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo ***snigger***

Hi there BeBop!

It looks like a square scrubbing bubble!

Or a road zamboni.

A toaster with headlights...

It's the Fuja-Yo, and was supposed to be marketed to the young clubbers. Sitting in it would be like sitting at a bar and the sound system would burst your eardrums. But it never took off. Imagine.
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Looks like the front of a train.

I guess this where ya go for all yer glory hole supplies?

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Very funny

Holy shit, that's some serious lurking skill. 19 posts in 8 years.

Well.... He finally found something funny here to respond too! :))

All it took was a glory hole...

8 yrs
 

Kind of funny, 8 years, well let me tell you I hit IOTD everyday and get many good laughs. I guess the "glory hole" just pushed me over the edge.

2 in 1 day - EASY there big fella! lol

Yeah...you'll need a nice cup of tea and a lie down ater that posting frenzy!

He might have to ice down his fingers.:)

i'd say this definitely qualifies for WTF??

See?! There's someone for everyone.;)

That's not WTF.
That's mutilation.

Blimey I hope that's shopped. It's so unhygienic - there is an evolutionary reason the mouth is a closed unit, surely?

"Waahhhhh, why does everyone stare at me? Why can't they just accept me for who I am? Quit looking at me! Quit it. You judge my fucked up face. It's so UNFAIR. Wah."

:eyebrow:

They probably keep some kind of jewelry in there most of the time.

Vials of penicillin, I hope.

Every time I see someone like that, I think of this scene from Pulp Fiction:

Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?

Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?

Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

hahahhaaaa! Me too!

Yeah, prolly not a good idea to piss off the guy you buy your heroin from...

Prank caller! Prank caller!

I'd never seen this before, made me say WTF?

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I try to be open minded and tolerant but someone needs to tell me why or how someone could be obsessed with mutilating their face (body) or I just wanted to be able to stick out my tongue without opening my mouth.

Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates stabbing motion: stab stab stab]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once...

I think it's time for yet another rewatch. Funny funny lines.

Can someone please explain to me how these guys got their gigantic fucking testicles in those coveralls?

Also, the letters stenciled under the pilot's window (eserotto, or eseretto), is that his name, or something else? Google Translate comes up with zilch.

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I'm sure they are wondering why they agreed to sit on those wheels in the first place. They knowingly sat on those wheels, but once the ride began, they had no choice but to hold on for dear life. The real question, is if they choose to do it again.

I think the name under the window is Esercito.

;) :thumb:

I'm impulsive and crazy, yes, I know.

But if I were in that situation would I do that? Hell yes! Scared as hell? Hell yes!

I don't want to sit in my rocking chair lamenting a lot of lost opportunities.

LIVE LIFE OR DIE TRYING.

That'd make a great flag for somebody. :lol:

Them ain't piss ants...them's pissed off ants.

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Where the heck did the falling bear picture go? It was fairly recent.

Well, I just read that bear wandered back towards civilization and was hit and killed by a car. :sniff: