Why? Evidence?

yep. production of documents. I was going to have to copy them, number them, and scan them again. May still have to yet, but at least it's been postponed a bit.

trees chase me in my dreams

Don't worry, they are just crop trees. It's the depletion of the soil that is chasing you that you need to worry about.

The trick is to demand that the trees provide documented evidence that you're a tree-killer. That'll leave them stumped.

Be careful though I hear they've begun to branch out because of the current economic climate.

Don't be such a sap, go out on a limb and demand that they stop stalking you and leave your dreams alone. For rest is very important.

This is a clear cut case of arboreal indecency.

I pine fir yew and balsam too.

Would you leaf her alone?

At least your problems are not deeply rooted.

I disagree. The problem seems systemic to me.

systemic

ouch

aren't you guys going out on a limb just a bit?

nah they're just trying to bark out orders.

This is the mildly irritating you thread, folks - we're going to have to start a splinter thread soon.

Owl be the first to log on.