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wolf 02-19-2012 06:12 PM

It says, "All your base are belong to us."

Scriveyn 02-20-2012 09:56 AM

I remember some of the stuff, like the third planet (little white blobs) from the sun (big white blob) being "raised" to indicate where the manikins live. The blue/white thing next to the man is supposed to give the approximate height of a person (binary, in multiples of some wavelength or other)*.

Though it looks more like something grandma has knit, well into her Alzheimer's years. :sniff:

____
* Is that something that I'd expect the mattresses on Squornshellous Alpha to understand? Nope!

Gravdigr 02-25-2012 04:51 PM

It's called ground resonance.

I bet that shook the fillings out of their teeth.


xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2012 05:59 PM

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My mind is blown...:eek:

ZenGum 02-25-2012 06:06 PM

Well if you block off access to legal abortions ...

Gravdigr 02-26-2012 04:43 PM

I would like to take this opportunity to predict the lawsuit against the city, state, and skateboard manufacturer.

thealphajerk 02-27-2012 09:04 AM

delicious!
 
click for zoom [Warning, very NSFW banner ads at image link - glatt]


http://s14.postimage.org/dtuvjr831/tract1.jpg

http://s16.postimage.org/jjjdssv5t/tract2.jpg

also this:

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/ima...ing/sunny2.gif

infinite monkey 02-27-2012 09:12 AM

Could you please start using NSFW threads for bacon on asses and for 'zooms' that bring up someone fucking doggy style.

kthxbai

Sundae 02-27-2012 10:29 AM

Ha! I win!
My link offered to find me my fuckbuddy.

Although all of them seemed to have titties.
Maybe they know something I don't...?

wolf 02-27-2012 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 797942)
click for zoom [Warning, very NSFW banner ads at image link - glatt]

If you're going to post something, post it at full size, don't hyperlink it.

I, and a lot of other people, won't bother with it, otherwise.

thealphajerk 02-28-2012 07:49 AM

:eek:
shit, sorry guys. when i tested them i didn't wait for the banner to load

and as for the zoom it's just me being rusty in image hosting sites .. rushed through it :yelsick:

classicman 02-28-2012 11:18 AM

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... Now delete or replace his original post.
Lesson learned and problem solved.

wolf 02-28-2012 11:23 AM

Interesting. This is not the first time I've read that particular story. Some things really make an impression.

Is the book "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know about Sex, but were Afraid to Ask*?

Gravdigr 02-29-2012 12:17 PM

WTF? (not gross this time, just weird)



:eyebrow:



ETA: It's worth the trip to YouTube to watch this guy's other vids.

dmg1969 02-29-2012 12:38 PM

Don't know the history, but I'm willing to bet that he has more than 1 restraining order against him.

Gravdigr 02-29-2012 01:00 PM

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World's Largest Fleshlight?

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Gravdigr 02-29-2012 01:02 PM

Page 666...OOooooooohhhhhh!!!

Page ob Da Debbil!!

Sundae 02-29-2012 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 798497)
World's Largest Fleshlight?

Snort

Gravdigr 03-03-2012 04:28 PM

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WTF? All that money, and no TV???

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wolf 03-03-2012 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 799227)
WTF? All that money, and no TV???

How do you think I go so rich?

Gravdigr 03-07-2012 03:01 PM

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WTF?

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That would just have to be the coolest thing on the fucking water.

Rhianne 03-07-2012 03:27 PM

I've seen modern versions of these things - they're as much aircraft as boat. They work like upside-down single-seat race cars and the ones I saw were fast enough to make your eyes water and then some.

Rhianne 03-07-2012 03:30 PM

I had to look up 'flying boat' to remember their proper name. Ekranoplan.

Rhianne 03-07-2012 03:34 PM

Actually, now that I look at it again...

Griff 03-07-2012 04:22 PM

Do an image search on Ekranoplan. Too cool for school.

Spexxvet 03-07-2012 04:25 PM


footfootfoot 03-07-2012 05:54 PM

Rhianne's coolness and mysteriousity points just went up to 11 and a half.

ZenGum 03-07-2012 06:25 PM

So, more than a hydrofoil, but not quite a flying boat. Looks like it uses ground effect (water effect?) for lift.

Rhianne 03-08-2012 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 800227)
Rhianne's coolness and mysteriousity points just went up to 11 and a half.

I'm I huge motorsport fan, always have been. This has meant that I've spent far too much time with folk for whom stuff like this is their only breathing thought.

footfootfoot 03-08-2012 11:09 AM

Now it's up to 12 and a quarter. Just stop now.

Gravdigr 03-08-2012 01:47 PM

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Can you see the Benz?

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Quote:

In a promotion for its first production fuel-cell vehicle in Germany, Mercedes-Benz turned a B-Class hatchback invisible -- at least, from a distance, using the same idea behind the invisible car in the James Bond film "Die Another Day." See if you can see it before it sees you.

The invisibility cloak had its tryout this week on the streets of Stuttgart, Germany. To make Q's idea of an invisible car real, Mercedes employed dozens of technicians and some $263,000 worth of flexible LED mats covering one side of the car. Using a camera mounted on the opposite side of the vehicle, the LEDs were programmed to reproduce the image from the camera at the right scale, blending the vehicle into the background from a few feet away. Doing so required power sources, computers and other gear totaling 1,100 lbs. of equipment inside the B-Class.

Mercedes' point was to show how the F-Cell hydrogen fuel cell powered car would be invisible to the environment, producing only water vapor and heat for emissions. For an invisible car, it's getting a lot of stares.
from autos.yahoo.com

glatt 03-08-2012 02:41 PM

Yeah, the invisibility cloak is neat and all, but what I really want to know about is how many MPG does the fuel cell car have? I understand it has no emmisions, which is awesome, but how efficient is it? Is it better than an internal combustion engine?

Edit: Google is helpful. It runs on hydrogen only, which I missed in Grav's post. I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen. But the car is very efficient, with a 90 mpg equivalent and with zero emissions.

BigV 03-08-2012 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 800177)
Actually, now that I look at it again...

The boat is extremely cool, as are the ekranoplans, but I don't think the Tupolev chasing that truck is an ekranoplan. Why? Where are the wings? How's it gonna fly with no wings? Yeah, didn't think so.

To me it looks like an airboat. Like the ones you see Marlon Perkins and Jim cruising the Everglades in. But totally hot rodded, like an unlimited hydrofoil. Of course the hydrofoils I've seen all have a prop that pushes water, and this one's props push the air, so, airboat.

For ekranoplans closer to reality (I know the one in the video is real, but really now...) check out the BT Hoverwings. Also cool, but not as cool as that polished aluminum monster.


wolf 03-08-2012 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 800404)
It runs on hydrogen only,

Oh, those wacky Krauts.

If it was good enough for the Hindenburg, it's good enough for high end cars.

Gravdigr 03-08-2012 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 800404)
Yeah, the invisibility cloak is neat and all, but what I really want to know about is how many MPG does the fuel cell car have? I understand it has no emmisions, which is awesome, but how efficient is it? Is it better than an internal combustion engine?

Edit: Google is helpful. It runs on hydrogen only, which I missed in Grav's post. I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen. But the car is very efficient, with a 90 mpg equivalent and with zero emissions.

I learned earlier this week that hydrogeny cars' mileage is measured in 'miles per kg' (of hydrogen). I was reading about the Honda FCX Clarity. Interesting article.

footfootfoot 03-08-2012 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 800409)
Oh, those wacky Krauts.

If it was good enough for the Hindenburg, it's good enough for high end cars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Le_Mans_disaster
remember it was those wacky krauts who also came up with the magnesium car body.


Gravdigr 03-08-2012 04:56 PM

Got dayum! What a horrendous fucking wreck.

Rhianne 03-08-2012 05:13 PM

Over 80 killed there Grav. It led to motor racing being banned in several countries and Mercedes withdrew for motorsport for about 30 years.

infinite monkey 03-08-2012 05:33 PM

Wow!

Magnesium? Isn't that what we'd steal 'strips' of in HS chem lab because of the bright white flames they produced when lit?

I'd never heard this story. Just...woah. Seems weird there was a Pontiac LeMans for so long, given that the Le Mans raceway boasted the worst disaster in motorsport history.

Rhianne 03-08-2012 05:49 PM

It was obviously a terrible thing IM, but LeMans is still a special place.

infinite monkey 03-08-2012 05:52 PM

Yeah, that is what I gathered. It was one incident in a history of great sport. :)

footfootfoot 03-08-2012 07:15 PM

If you want to bake a cake, you've got to break a few eggs.

ZenGum 03-08-2012 07:22 PM

Quote:

I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen.
Currently true, but not necessarily. Especially in Germany, they are increasingly turning to solar, and this can easily be used to split the water into hydrogen and oxygen.

Can be. Should be. I'm not saying is.

footfootfoot 03-08-2012 07:33 PM

Knock knock.


Who's there?


To.


To who?


To whom.

HungLikeJesus 03-08-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 800483)
Currently true, but not necessarily. Especially in Germany, they are increasingly turning to solar, and this can easily be used to split the water into hydrogen and oxygen.

Can be. Should be. I'm not saying is.

At work we have a wind turbine that creates electricity, which creates hydrogen, which is used to fuel a hydrogen car. It's really just a demonstration project.

Hydrogen is not a fuel - it's an energy carrier.

ZenGum 03-08-2012 11:00 PM

Wind is good too, if you're concerned about emissions. As Glatt said, burning oil to make electricity to make hydrogen so you don't have to burn oil ... is a bit silly, really.

Gravdigr 03-14-2012 05:41 PM

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Men's club?

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Gravdigr 03-14-2012 05:49 PM

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Can someone please tell me where this is?

'Cause, I need to make sure I never, ever accidentally find myself there...[insert full-body shudder]

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ZenGum 03-14-2012 05:59 PM

It's the boots and gaiters that really make the outfit, don't you think?

classicman 03-14-2012 08:22 PM

Its in Mammoth Cave National Park ... KY

Gravdigr 03-15-2012 12:37 AM

:bitching:

ZenGum 03-15-2012 06:30 AM

Is she actually some kind of punk-hiker fetish hooker, or is that just how the kids are dressing these days?

infinite monkey 03-15-2012 07:32 AM

Waffle-cone legs.

I really don't get Crack Ho Chic.

ZenGum 03-15-2012 08:07 AM

Waffle cone legs with a muffin-top waist. :lol: sounds like rap lyrics.

infinite monkey 03-15-2012 08:09 AM

She got waffle cone legs
And a muffin top waist
Gonna get me some
Gotta get a taste

Gonna slap the bitch down
Kick her all over town
She gonna come out brown
Waffle cone bitch

:unsure:

ZenGum 03-15-2012 08:11 AM

Haters be hating
gaiters be gaiting

Gravdigr 03-15-2012 12:00 PM

You guys are totally missing Grandma Fashion in the background...

infinite monkey 03-15-2012 12:04 PM

Oh, I didn't miss her...there were just so many possibilities for waffle cone legs.

Gravdigr 03-22-2012 03:33 PM

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Master Photo-Bomber.

The dude photobombed a ƒucking riot!

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Gravdigr 03-22-2012 03:39 PM

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Can you smell it? I can smell it.:greenface

Looks like a sloth that died from nasty.

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