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Rhianne 01-18-2012 10:03 PM

A bird in the hand shits on your wrist.

Gravdigr 01-25-2012 05:53 PM

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Is that a fuel tank, a nitrous oxide tank, a still, or are they cooking meth?

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ZenGum 01-25-2012 06:07 PM

Cyborg overlord.

Gravdigr 01-26-2012 01:23 PM

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I would not have grown to adulthood with that last name.

If that isn't his last name he's catering to the rapist pinched by the economy...:right:

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Gravdigr 01-26-2012 03:16 PM

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I was gonna bake biscuits...but, then I got confused.

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Which arrow? Doesn't really matter, never works anyway. Whack 'em on the countertop.

ZenGum 01-26-2012 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 790870)
I would not have grown to adulthood with that last name.

If that isn't his last name he's catering to the rapist pinched by the economy...:right:

I hear they've got a great discount on Rohypnol.


:bolt:

Lola Bunny 01-28-2012 06:11 PM

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Once seen, it cannot be unseen.....can you see "the Grudge" face?

plthijinx 01-28-2012 06:34 PM

oh God damn. that took me forever to see!

Gravdigr 01-30-2012 05:16 PM

Took me a minuet, too.

Gravdigr 01-30-2012 05:19 PM

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On my drive w/Momdigr, I also happened to spy this hiding behind an old country church...Never seen this treatment before.

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Gravdigr 01-30-2012 05:23 PM

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We also spied this house. A little odd.

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glatt 01-30-2012 06:31 PM

I like that school bus camper trailer. It looks like crap. But I bet it's nice inside.

ZenGum 01-30-2012 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 791362)
Once seen, it cannot be unseen.....can you see "the Grudge" face?

Mixed race conjoined triplets always have a hard time fitting in.

BigV 01-31-2012 12:38 AM

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just... keep looking.. a little closer. come on, move in a little closer.. aaaaaaalllmost there...Attachment 37067

ZenGum 01-31-2012 05:11 AM

Oh shit.


I hope you are thinking about that when you are going to sleep tonight, V.



And when you wake up screaming.

HungLikeJesus 01-31-2012 08:13 AM

I think I need a new monitor.

BigV 01-31-2012 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 791865)
I think I need a new monitor.

"need new shorts" is a more common response. unless you "need new glasses".

BigV 01-31-2012 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 791835)
Oh shit.


I hope you are thinking about that when you are going to sleep tonight, V.



And when you wake up screaming.

you're welcome.

:evil2:

Lola Bunny 01-31-2012 12:14 PM

I guess I started it, but DAMN!! My heart nearly stopped.

Gravdigr 01-31-2012 03:14 PM

All ur monitor r brighter than mine.

footfootfoot 01-31-2012 05:29 PM

Not scary to me. Funny.

plthijinx 01-31-2012 05:33 PM

that's one spun out lookin' m/f!

Griff 02-01-2012 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 791937)
"need new shorts" is a more common response. unless you "need new glasses".

um... need new glasses? I see nothing.

HungLikeJesus 02-01-2012 05:25 PM

Spex can set you up.

DanaC 02-01-2012 05:32 PM

Aheh. I was lookin, and lookin...then i zoomed in and still couldn;t see.

Then I saw.

That's fucking creepy.

glatt 02-01-2012 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 792321)
Then I saw.

That's fucking creepy.

this

Ibby 02-01-2012 05:37 PM

I don't understand what's so damn creepy about it..?
edit: yes, i see the face. i still don't get it. why is it creepy?

Griff 02-01-2012 05:37 PM

...maybe I'll just stop looking.

Clodfobble 02-01-2012 06:00 PM

Griff, it's here: lower left corner, under the cushion.

Griff 02-01-2012 06:08 PM

Ah........

Gravdigr 02-02-2012 01:45 PM

Boo!

Gravdigr 02-02-2012 02:26 PM

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Fork you.

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Gravdigr 02-05-2012 02:21 PM

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This is fake.

Must be.

Mustn't it?

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jimhelm 02-05-2012 06:33 PM

Yeah...i saw this on face book and finally gave in and copied the picture to paint, lightened it and found the face. Shopped foshizzle.

infinite monkey 02-05-2012 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 793067)
This is fake.

Must be.

Mustn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 793120)
Yeah...i saw this on face book and finally gave in and copied the picture to paint, lightened it and found the face. Shopped foshizzle.

What face?

jimhelm 02-05-2012 07:39 PM

Behind the pillow, bottom left

infinite monkey 02-05-2012 08:19 PM

Oh, I thought you were responding to the nest thingy. Ooops. I saw that face under that pillow. ;)

footfootfoot 02-05-2012 09:47 PM

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infinite monkey 02-05-2012 09:52 PM

There ain't a lol smilie big enough! That damn onion!

Gravdigr 02-07-2012 12:39 PM

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Oh, the humanity...

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Sundae 02-07-2012 01:07 PM

Re faces, I think it's only creepy if you are not expecting it. And then SPANG! It jars you.

I had that with the ?graduation? photo, but not the cushion one, as I was late to the party and already frustrated at having searched a bird's nest for a face to far too long :scream:

ZenGum 02-13-2012 05:07 AM

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Sundae 02-13-2012 06:38 AM

Now other people might be as alarmed by that photo as I am about toddlers with dogs.
But I see that as cute.

Teh cat obviously regards the child as a litter mate, and both and are and happy in the embrace.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(Could be shopped of course, but cute NTL)

footfootfoot 02-13-2012 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 794768)
Teh cat is oblivious to the child and regards it as a heat source.

edited for realism

Sundae 02-13-2012 11:39 AM

You're right.
Although it means the same - wriggly thing that smells like home and puts out heat.

Gravdigr 02-13-2012 05:43 PM

Alarmed?

FloridaDragon 02-13-2012 06:19 PM

Funny that I went to the end of the thread ... saw GD's comment of "alarmed?" ... for what ever reason a house/car alarm is what came to mind ...so I page back and see the cat wrapped around the kid and thought "yeah! that is a nice alarm system to make sure no one steals the kid (you try to take the kid, the cat deploys claws into said kid ... kid makes 130db noise to scare away would be robber)" ... then saw Sundae's post and figured she probably meant the cat smothering the kid in his/her sleep ....

I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....

Gravdigr 02-15-2012 03:49 PM

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:greenface:greenface:greenface

infinite monkey 02-15-2012 03:52 PM

Careful, someone's going to make bread or something out of it.

Sundae 02-15-2012 03:58 PM

Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.

TheMercenary 02-15-2012 08:23 PM

Why does that menu make me suddenly hungry..... ?

infinite monkey 02-15-2012 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 795579)
Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.

:lol:

ZenGum 02-16-2012 12:55 AM

I'll have the number 8, thanks.


Anyone notice that 2 and 5 are the same - in English only?

Elspode 02-17-2012 09:15 PM

Why are there so many things on there that aren't food?

Clodfobble 02-17-2012 09:26 PM

Whoever said it was a menu? I'm guessing it's a medical transplant list.

ZenGum 02-18-2012 03:16 AM

Probably listing the decor of the rooms at a really weird love hotel in Roppongi.

Sundae 02-18-2012 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloridaDragon (Post 794904)
I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....

I have a cat alarm clock.

Diz is so distressed by the sound of the alarm, and the series of events it triggers, that he always wakes me up before it goes off.
I think he figures if it doesn't sound, we'll say snuggled together all day.

Probably gross anthropomorphism on my part. His belly tells him breakfast time is coming and he needs to make sure the sleeping woman doesn't forget it.

I tell myself he will be baffled when I'm back at school next week and he gets less of my company.
I think the truth is he'll be delighted by going back to an earlier, scheduled brekkers.

missflick 02-18-2012 06:17 PM

i actually saw this one on the newshttp://mit.zenfs.com/852/2012/02/cem...sche_front.jpg

missflick 02-18-2012 10:18 PM

http://http://mit.zenfs.com/852/2012...nt_porsche.jpg

Gravdigr 02-19-2012 04:38 PM

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W. T. F? Looks like a fucked up 'Space Invaders' screen...I see the hooman, but, not much else.

We may know if someone got the message if we receive a response that says "What the, I don't even" in around 49,962 years.

:neutral:

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