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impress 12-12-2009 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 616865)
*chuckles* Ahhh, now there's a little blast from the past : Hotpoint first with the features women want most.

It has a penis? Then it really has a hot point.

xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2009 12:45 PM

Yes it has a penis, yet sensitive, with gentle cycle for your finest crystal goblets. :haha:

DanaC 12-12-2009 02:45 PM

What's more, it does the washing up!

Elspode 12-13-2009 01:10 AM

I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts. Were they hoping that the child molesting husbands would run out and buy one for their clueless wives? Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?

impress 12-13-2009 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 617068)
Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?

Sounds like where to put your hot point.

Tawny 12-13-2009 04:09 PM

From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual.

1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping.

2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher."

3) Blindfold her.

4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body.

5) Use "gravy groove" as needed.

6) Send girl home with $5

Crimson Ghost 12-13-2009 05:11 PM

So, Paula Poundstone is the spokesperson?

SteveDallas 12-13-2009 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 617068)
I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts.

My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.

Clodfobble 12-13-2009 06:27 PM

Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys too, come to think of it...

monster 12-13-2009 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 617200)
Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys cum to think of it...


fixed that 4u :)

jinx 12-13-2009 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 617196)
My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.

I say it's a one-piece swimsuit.

xoxoxoBruce 12-13-2009 09:05 PM

I think you're right.

spudcon 12-13-2009 09:57 PM

She's barefoot, swimming pool outside, makes sense it's a bathing suit.

Elspode 12-13-2009 11:03 PM

No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.

classicman 12-14-2009 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 617259)
I've had ten year old kids.

You might want to rephrase that - jus sayin.


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