does apologize mind? Is it a surprise or consensual shanting? :eek:

The Cellar: We love our Visitors! Free abuse today for anyone named... RANDY ...

The Cellar: A place to age and develop complexity

The Cellar: A place to age and complicate development

mic drop

The Cellar: NOT just another pretty IOTD

The Cellar: We'd like to build the lurkers a forum
................And furnish it with threads
................Create opening posts and witty clones
................And amusing sockpuppets

................We'd like to teach the lurkers to post
................In newbie dichotomy
................We'd like to spin them in our yarns
................And be their grammar Nazis

................We'd like to see the lurkers for once
................All posting helter-skelter
................And watch them drifting in the threads
................As users in the Cellar

................This is the tune we play
................When we want to say
................Come register today
................We're the real deal, The Cellar!

The Cellar: Possibly A Circus, Not Your Monkey.

The Cellar: OK...Which One of You Broke the Spacetime Continuum This Time?

The Cellar: I *told* you to change into fresh undies before we left the house.

The Cellar: Don't You Wish Your Breath Was This Minty Fresh Despite the Amount of Poo You Have to Eat Everyday?

The Cellar: Stop It. Stop Trying to be Clever. Stop It Immediately.

The Cellar: Feel the Bern...No, Really...Just Crotch Grab Him.

The Cellar: I Have Become Comfortably Numb...And Surprisingly Erect.

not a tagline, just happy to see you again, Elspode!