Parts is parts.

Where's the fluffy-valve?

Is that a Yugo?

If my memory doesn't fail me, it's an old ad for the VolksWagen Golf

Yup - VW Golf. I almost bought one. I owned a VW Rabbit at the time.
Damn I loved that car.

There are all the VW plastic panels held on with three plastic bolts. The CV joint boots that would crack and kill your suspension. To the left is the heater core that would fail and dump coolant into the passenger area. Lacking on this low-end version were the "upgrade" alloy wheels that would dent after you hit a 2" pothole.

I loved that car but I'm glad I moved on!

My Jetta had that option!

The engineers at Buick must have reverse-engineered that feature so they could include it on Mr. Clod's old Century too. And it was always me with my feet in the passenger floor area...

that is my car now, but black, not red. I love that car. I've had my hands on a lot of those parts, but not the fucking heater core. Seriously, tha's just like three mounting bolts and two hose clamps... AFTER YOU TAKE OUT THE FREAKING DASHBOARD. No. Thanks.

$650 later, this summer, the car was delivered to me with a new heater core. Yay.

One lightbulb to light up the speedo.

Lightbulb = $2.
Labour = $65.

Our old Buick Century had the option that the passenger could stretch their feet out and cause the car to die. Something in the fuse panel at the passenger's feet. Never figured it out. Just jiggled the mass of wires and the car would start again. It made things interesting once or twice.

I opened my freezer only to find a WTF? icecube. No disturbance during freezing, regular tap water.

Go figure.

:cool: Grav is so coooool, even his icecubes have a hard-on! :eek:

Stalagmites!

Well, they might.

...or are you just happy to see me?

If condition persists for more than four hours...

It's what cold water does with all the shrinkage it causes.

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Damn, how funny can an ice cube get?

:lol2:

That's about when I'd expect the Loch Ness Monster to pop up and cause some trouble.

Kidnap resistance +5

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Doesn't look like a parenting fail to me. Looks like a job well done. :)

Provided the baby has earplugs, of course.

Not sure you would ever have to fire it.

Momma would be the most badass mother in the park as she jogged around the lake!

Ultra Light Cavalry

Seen in a real grocery store this morning. It's noteworthy when pot leaves show up on boxes in a regular mainstream grocery store, whatever your position on legalization.

The proverbial slippery slope

i thought this would be about the scary face on the top of the bar.

On the back of the box, they say it's good for the munchies.

That is out of control. That is so not the 1970s.

What ever happened to good old fashioned paranoia?

So if you eat one you'll have to finish the whole box.

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Why am I clicking on the other images expecting them to open?

Bottom row, second from left. Am I right?

I think that's an eye.:lol2:

Looks like one to me.

Help for the itchy, burning sensation.


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Not in it for the hunting.

Is it possible to get too much fiber in your diet?

Diet? um. That's not his "diet", that's Chuck Testa, now in 3D!

Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.

FTW

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Wow.

"the world's lightest material"? Uhhh, ever heard of helium?

I've been trying to figure out what I could store on my dandelions. Right now it's just wasted space.

via

Cool... light weight indestructible bumpers

Very cool. Nice find.

I dunno either

His microtubular toupe compressed, then spontaneously expanded,
and has recovered 98% of it's original height, and little damage is noticeable.

Unfortunately, his chest hairs were irreparably deformed

Funny or Dies '99 Words for Boobs'

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/pz0 :lol2::ggw::lolsign:

I'm BigV and I endorse this statement too.

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Man, Leo Sayer is really struggling to get gigs.

I think that is Richard Simmons, who just keeps getting scarier and scarier.

Simmons is a lot like Andy Kauffman... you don't know what's for real.

Damm Richard looks old. I remember when my mom use to watch his exercise show.

I got the joke, man. I lol'd.

I got it first and lol'd longer.

There's a lot of 'splainin' going on when i think the 'splainee' already knew what was bein' 'splained because that was the whole point of the joke in the first place. It's a new trend.

Just wanted to point it out. ;)

I haven't understood any of the jokes around here lately. I still don't get that Jefferson Starship one.