I love the cows! Cows are awesome.

This is so very good.

I don't get it.

Kiwis can't fly. He spent his whole life nailing trees to the cliff, so he could fall through them, pretending to fly.

They don't show the splat.

But you can hear it.

Soap & Water
 

Ah! Now, see, if I'd heard the splat...I got the non-flying kiwi bit, and the trees nailed to the cliff, and the perceived joy of flight, I was wondering how he continued to fly happily ever after after sprouting such tiny wingstubs.

Badminton Rant
 

The pilot is phenomenal. Daydreamers need not apply.

Huh?

Cats.

I lol'd. That looks to be done by the author of the "Hyperbole and a Half" blog.