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elSicomoro 10-22-2005 09:15 AM

What did I tell you about taking that Percocet before eating burritos?

BigV 10-22-2005 05:26 PM

Squirrels eat nuts, people. Nothing to see here, move on.

John 10-24-2005 01:02 PM

A Scale Model Of San Francisco In Jell-O
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ing/01city.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5baybridge.jpg

More here
http://www.lizhickok.com/assets/port...es/01city.html

Elspode 10-24-2005 01:22 PM

Brilliant.

BigV 10-24-2005 01:53 PM

[shakes table]"Loooook! An earthquake!!!"

:lol:

Trilby 10-24-2005 02:06 PM

Why has it never occurred to me to make a scale model of a famous city in jell-o?
Who ever did this was thinking, people, thinking .

BigV 10-24-2005 02:40 PM

Yeah, they were thinking, "Man, am I BORED! Sitting here in the house, nothing but Jell-O to eat cause I don't have a job, b-o-r-e-d." Idle hands and all that.

John 10-28-2005 06:04 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ing/008561.jpg

Dagney 10-28-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I wasn't sure if it was the nuptuals of Joaquin Phoenix and brianr.

On second thought, dude on the right has too much hair to be brianr.

Um.

Oh
My
Did I need THAT giggle :)

glatt 10-31-2005 03:21 PM

Pumpkin regatta


http://pgvg.org/picts/Regatta/S_family%20shot.jpg

http://pgvg.org/picts/Regatta/S_test%20runs.jpg

lumberjim 10-31-2005 03:24 PM

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DATERAPE

dar512 10-31-2005 04:03 PM

Re: pumpkin regatta
 
I've been there. Not the regatta, but to Tualitin. I have a sweatshirt from the Tualitin wineries.

plthijinx 10-31-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
DATERAPE

man. even when your down and out, someone always wants a piece of your ass. :lol:

John 11-04-2005 05:45 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...frog-small.jpg

Bullfrog.

lumberjim 11-05-2005 03:09 PM

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out driving the other day, and this dick in a truck pulled out in front of me!

glatt 11-11-2005 01:32 PM

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devil or saint?

Elspode 11-12-2005 02:52 AM

This is pretty much the same sort of reverence in which I hold pretzels and beer, too.

richlevy 11-12-2005 08:40 AM

Customers who bought this item often buy...
 
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I love the 'Customers who bought this item also bought' feature on shopping sites. Of course, when you have a very small sampling, you get some odd combinations. I have this mental image of a guy in a small hotel room with a duck puppet and a hunting knife. :worried:

John 11-14-2005 12:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ing/008541.jpg

ChrisD 11-15-2005 12:20 PM

That smart old troll decided to actually EAT the first two billy goats gruff.

wolf 11-15-2005 01:22 PM

But not all at once. Those must have been exceptional goats. Saved the farmer's daughter's life or something ...

dar512 11-15-2005 01:36 PM

There are lots of places that goat's head is considered the best part. So this guy is just shopping for a fancy dinner.

BigV 11-15-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I think they're whole goats with the legs wrapped close to the body for transit. :right:

I agree.

capnhowdy 11-15-2005 04:28 PM

Maybe the Rolling Stones are remaking one of their old albums and needed two heads for the cover.

dar512 11-15-2005 04:56 PM

I dunno, guys. There seems to be a lot of goat missing.

capnhowdy 11-15-2005 05:39 PM

Maybe somebody "got his goat".
They look kinda like mounted heads to me but who would want a goat head mounted in their den? :elkgrin:

seakdivers 11-15-2005 06:59 PM

Ok - I was looking through some pictures, and this one just seems to fit in the WTF thread.
It's our cat, Tony. All 36 pounds of him.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/melissabaggen/tony1.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Elspode 11-15-2005 10:41 PM

I think I'd have to rename this bundle of furry love "Albert".

Tonchi 11-16-2005 02:25 AM

But he NEEDS extra blubber in order to survive those Alaska winters, right? :D

BigV 11-16-2005 10:55 AM

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You have an ORCA CALF as a PET?!

:mg:

seakdivers 11-16-2005 11:30 AM

Why yes, Tonchi. That's exactly it!

Same excuse goes for me too! ;)

Undertoad 11-16-2005 11:39 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/mushboobs.jpg

seakdivers 11-16-2005 11:50 PM

OOooooooooooh booooobeeees!!!

I wonder if they're poisonous. I bet the wrinkled one in the back is.

superbaton 11-17-2005 02:58 AM

:lol:

capnhowdy 11-17-2005 08:17 AM

seems like we've had this one before.

Undertoad 11-17-2005 03:10 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/yack.jpg

BigV 11-17-2005 03:19 PM

You've got to be kidding me. I can hear the kid now "I don't want my picture taken! Hockey sucks!"

capnhowdy 11-17-2005 03:19 PM

Wouldn't a before and after be cool here......
On the snap it's obvious he's the only one who realizes there's a problem.

lumberjim 11-17-2005 06:59 PM

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oh yeah

plthijinx 11-17-2005 08:41 PM

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hehe

John 11-18-2005 10:10 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...67797938if.jpg

LabRat 11-18-2005 12:15 PM

wonder how many accidents the plumbing van has caused :)

dar512 11-18-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat
wonder how many accidents the plumbing van has caused :)

Automobile, or urinary/gastric (by suggestion)?

Nothing But Net 11-18-2005 07:52 PM

http://www.myrefrigerator.com/ArtDeath/Bohmfalk.jpg

Check the dates!

wolf 11-19-2005 12:37 AM

Snopes has nothing to say on the matter, but I call shenanigans ... either by way of an error on the part of the stonecarver or via <s>photoshop</s> digital image enhancement software.

The stone appears insufficiently weathered to have been in place since even 1952.

I am no expert on headstone ettiquette, but despite the "ladies first" rule, doesn't the first decedent get the first placement on the stone?

capnhowdy 11-19-2005 03:11 PM

If this were a fact about the life span of Lillian, she would be a world record holder.

Shenannigans

Nothing But Net 11-19-2005 04:40 PM

I can vouch for the authenticity, as I took the picture myself last May at Houston's Glenwood Cemetery (same place Howard Hughes is buried). Don't have any details on who these Bohmfalks are, though. Here are a couple more from different angles:

http://www.myrefrigerator.com/ArtDeath/Bohmfalk1.jpg

http://www.myrefrigerator.com/ArtDeath/Bohmfalk2.jpg

ashke 11-21-2005 11:42 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...wer+rangers%22

Here is my humble contribution. Enjoy?

Trilby 11-21-2005 11:56 AM

Bad taste abounds! Thanks, ashke!

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2005 07:39 PM

Wow, that was weird. Definitely WTF. :mg:

BigV 11-21-2005 09:40 PM

That was cool! I felt the ending was a little cheapo, a ripoff of the Alien. But otherwise, cool.

zippyt 11-26-2005 12:39 AM

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jenny Mcarthy doing a playboy shoot , she looks like the MASK !!!!!
SMOKIN !!!!!!!

zippyt 11-26-2005 12:43 AM

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for the starwars geek in all of us guys !!!!!

zippyt 11-26-2005 12:47 AM

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and well ,,,, just because its getting cold around here !!

zippyt 11-26-2005 12:56 AM

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interesting use of indigiounis local stones .

Elspode 11-26-2005 01:05 AM

Zip, I think there was some really unnecessary 'Shopping going on in the Jenny pic, as well as the stones shot.

Okay, for 15 points...what is this man doing?
http://www.lunalushede.org/100_0604.jpg

This next photo will provide more of a hint. I'm betting that either busterb or xoxoxoBruce will be able to I.D. the situation more fully. Think Muskie and Deputy Dawg.
http://www.lunalushede.org/100_0610.jpg

zippyt 11-26-2005 01:53 AM

dude is picking persiminums in the park .

no shopping on Jennys pic and minimum shopping on the Stones pic to cover there wobbley bits ( as it were ) , i do have the original if you want !!

jinx 11-26-2005 08:51 AM

Looks like he's eating some russian olives...

Griff 11-26-2005 09:04 AM

Is that a positive ID zip/jinx? I'm thinking gooseberries.

zippyt 11-26-2005 10:24 AM

'ell if i know


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