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Happy Valentine's Day! :P


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Making your own bacon candle in simple steps on the awesome site Cockeyed.com.

Epic. Mealtime.

Gross understatement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv...e_gdata_player

I'm drunk, that was awesome!!

I want waffles.

Man, I was drunk.

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Everything's Better With Bacon

Ima go with the Baco.

:yum:

I sure hope these are actually bacon flavored, and not just bacon printed. Definitely for when you're planning to do some porking.

:yum:

Uh...I'm gonna wish I hadn't asked, but...

...why are two (supposedly straight :)) guys concerned with the taste of a condom?

Also, PLEASE tell me that pic on the left isn't, you know, 'life-size'...

kinda makes my bacon ice cream recipe with praline bacon crumble topping or my bacon chocolate chip cookies .... pedestrian

Bacon wrapping paper.

Depends on the size of your ... ... ... monitor.

Is it hand held, a laptop, or sitting on your desk? ;)


yeah. Sounds :yum: . :right:

I don't particularly want to smell anything when that type of action is going on...much less bacon.



ETA: Desktop, btw...I'm feeling somewhat inadequate.

I just bought bacon dangly earrings and necklace with googly eyes! Even better .....they're bacon scented!

:D

pics when I have time/slave to do it for me....

I didn't know where to go with this one, 'Rims', or 'Bacon...WTF'. So, here it is.

Ford is celebrating something, and for $3300 you can take your Fiesta to Ford and they'll do this to it:

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Mmmmm, it's a bacon-wrapped Fiesta!

Ole'!

Funny thing about the new (to us, the U.S.) Fiesta...

I had a 1978 Ford Fiesta, in about '84-85. It got better gas mileage than the new one does.

Me & Popdigr put a two-stage (works like a four-barrel) Weber carb on it, and it ran like a raped ape. The rear axle was just a tube, so, we had the welding shop put us some rotors and disc brake set up back there, and ran them with a second manual master cylinder and a dual linkage w/a proportioning valve. Filled the front half of the original, and the back half of the second master cylinder.

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That 1600cc German engine was sweet as hell. 0-60 in about 6 seconds-flat, and stop on a dime and give you a nickel back.

sweeet!

is it parked in front of a chevelle? the headlight's not *quite* right, but that looks like a chevy color green.

Looks more like a Torino. Chevy didn't have the market on puke green cornered, they all had it. :vomit:

Uncledigr's Torino.

Today is International BACON Day, That is all.

Not bacon related, but my dad once had glasspacks on a Pinto.

of course it's a torino. I can totally see that now.. Thx

I bet it sounded like one, giant, everlasting, anus-ripping fart.:lol2:

I also once had glasspacks on a Pinto.

Though, as far as I know, I am not Flint's Dad.

Taco heaven
 

I've always thought tacos could get much better.... but I hadn't considered this excellent route!

Taco salad
 

I stay in a Springhill Suites that has bacon on the breakfast buffet but no bacon available in the taco salad at night ie bacon off buffet into room fridge, bacon out of fridge and into taco salad, score

:lol2:

Yes, my queen...

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Dropped him in his tracks with one shot. And with a .45-70, no less! My Baby is a helluva woman, but, I'm not sure she could handle a .45-70.

Know this gal, do ya Buster?

Nope. Too tough fer me. :bolt:

Yeah, these hogs are a huge problem, and dangerous.

What's this slowly shit??

Looks like she was carrying a Handi-Rifle. Those are usually set up to fire 300 gr bullets for the best accuracy. I fire 500 gr in my trapdoors. They don't have a sharp kick, just a strong push. I think it is due to the slower velocity of the round

I love bacon.

"so why don't you marry it?"

- Pee Wee Herman, 1988
:D

I have, twice.

(slow learner v pathological optimist, you take your pick.)

Front page
 

Love the bacon dress and Gotta get BACON on first page, pls

Bacon roses, I hope these were not posted before...

hope away.... that's what we're here for! ;)

Mother was wrong, you can play with your food.

Reminds me of a scene I saw yesterday driving through an Amish community...It was a big, giant draft-type horse being ridden bareback by the teensiest little Amish boy. Really, the boy couldn't have been six. He was almost doing the splits sitting on that broad back. He had the little hat, suspenders, brogan-style boots. It would've made a wonderful picture, but he was over the rise in the field before I could get my camera outta the bag.:(

Anyone see news about a virus killing baby pigs in the Midwest. Pork products will cost about the same as prime rib.

so awesome!

I hadn't heard about that.:(

You know who your friend is, right? Think that came from ABC news? damnifino

I'd think about putting a couple pigs on if slaughtering pigs wasn't such a horror.

It doesn't have to be, subcontract the processing to a mobile. Pop, bullet in the head and cut them up.

The truck...

I think this was a short time promotion...

Efficient production.

Bacon wrapped donuts instructions.

Bacon Spider

http://cellar.org/2014/baconspider.jpg

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