im a lot more intelligent than i prefer to let on.

[quote=skysidhe]That is the worst childhood story I have ever heard.


....Sooo, this is the demon scar you hold close and divide your characteristics by?

I am Just wondering because of your signature line.
I am sure alot of us have wet our pants as kids.
Just because you pooped on the guys churchy garb dosn't make you 'demon seed' does it?

I might be over reading. I'd tell you my story but I don't think it can compare.



[quote=Crimson Ghost]I'm so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

That is the beauty of me.
That's just how I am.

I can't stand charlatans.

The charlatan is usually a salesperson. a charlatan is being accused of resorting to quackery, pseudoscience, or some knowingly employed bogus means of impressing people.

i am very apathetic alot of the time.

Guess we know where you stand here...

I **ALWAYS** stop at kids' lemonade stands.

If I have to drive around the block to park, I will. If I have to raid the ashtray, I will. If I have to speed to my next appointment, I will. Reinforcing young kids' sense of success and self determination is worth the effort.

I frequently eat crow.

Just to keep peace.

One of the little monsters is going to poison you.:greenface

I never loved Eva Braun.

I've never eaten a Krispy Creme donut.

(Even for a legendary donut glutton they seem too greasy?)

I have a copy of 'The Crucible' signed by Arthur Miller and addressed to me.

I played Ezekiel Cheever in my college's production of 'The Crucible'.

I saw the film version of John Cheever's "the swimmer"

I played the rear end of Ichabob Crane's horse in "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" in grade school.

i stood behind luis gonzales (arizona diamondback) at best buy today. he looked like a deer caught in the headlights as a whole group of teenage boys started walking towards him...