The Cellar - Weird News

Agree, it's murky. All involved parties think they've won, which is an immediate red light. Allowing Myriad's patents to stand where they've introduced a few new nucleotides has opened Pandora's box. This is NOT a victory for those who oppose the patenting of human genes. Frankly, the battle was lost when patenting of ANY genes was permitted.

eta: arrgh, foot3, you always manage to say what I meant to say but with wit! I should just wait until you post.

footfootfoot

06-14-2013 11:12 PM

Thanks Ortho, You're a peach among peaches.

Griff

06-15-2013 06:37 AM

Hmmm... think I'll go read up on Pirate Party literature. Between this patent nonsense and the lack of a 4th Amendment those guys might be well positioned.

ZenGum

06-21-2013 08:53 AM

Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

footfootfoot

06-21-2013 10:06 AM

My faith in humanity is partially restored.

But not in Apple, they still blow filthy, diseased donkeys.

BigV	06-21-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 868494)

Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

Quote:

This is exactly what happend last Friday when a man dressed as a giant penis was set upon by an offended gent as a woman dressed as a huge vagina tried to calm the teste situation.

*groan*

footfootfoot

06-21-2013 03:50 PM

ZenGum

06-21-2013 08:24 PM

He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans.

Lamplighter

06-21-2013 08:35 PM

Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

ZenGum

06-21-2013 08:51 PM

I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket.

classicman

07-01-2013 01:11 AM

Speaking of Dick ...
Man high on Mushrooms rips off part of penis

Quote:

DETROIT -- A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man's body were transferred to the hospital with him.

Officers subdued the man for his own safety and called for an ambulance.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming," Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn't take anything. "He wasn't making sense. They couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

xoxoxoBruce

07-07-2013 03:33 PM

Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms. :headshake

footfootfoot

07-07-2013 05:19 PM

Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom."

ZenGum

07-08-2013 08:46 PM

http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/

Somewhere between :lol: and :facepalm:

Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure...

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