Just remember that many ladies on here have eaten spooge once, and gone back for more. The cookbook isn't real, but cum-yumming isn't any worse than eating the old bearded clam.










































And I speak as someone who has dined at both tables...

John, the shepherd doing the chinplant is hilarious.

Sundae, I'll take your word for it.

CLAMS GOT BEARDS!!!

:p:

Well, we've definitely had spooge here at the Cellar before. Lotta love here in the Cellar.

I thought it smelled kinda spoogey in here.

I'll take three. Wish I knew what year this was from.

The style looks like 1910s or 1920s.

Very close:

1908-1914...see pics below:

http://www.searsarchives.com/homes/1908-1914.htm

I'm partial to 154. It looks like a house that eventually ends up haunted. A lot of these houses look like houses in my town. Very cool!

I love those houses! I would take even the smallest one.

My beloved house (lost in my divorce) was similar to #3190-The Puritan. It was built in 1925 and had lots of character. It was gray and white with red shutters and a red door, as well as a brick walk going up to the front door. Loved that house!! :sniff:

The first home I owned was a Victorian style bungalow cottage in the Houston Heights, one of the oldest neighborhoods. It was built in 1913 and I bought it in 1986 for $40,000 and it needed a lot of remodeling, everything from plumbing and electrical to new floors, sheet rock a kitchen and bath remake. I sold it in 1996 during my divorce for $140,000. Unfortunately due to my divorce settlement my ex got 80% and I only got 20% despite having done all of the work on it! The house is listed at the tax office now for about $220,000 but at the height of the housing bubble about 8 years ago it was valued at over $300,000. This was only a home that was 1200 sq feet, 3 bedroom and one bath on a lot that was 50 x 100 ft!

We had several old titles on the house from the previous owner including the original purchase papers that said it sold from the builder for $1400.

Some Walmart shoppers need help with their math!

but how can you have that many with just one person? isn't it fifteen items per person? me and her together can have twenty items, right?

I just wonder how many Walmart shoppers wonder if this sign is for them if they don't have 3 hands? :eyebrow:

the sign does boggle my mind.

LOL.

Sorry Rachelle. Here, have a smile-- :)


or.... maybe you're just sending the wrong smile. Try this one-- :eaty:

guffaw! Good one John & nice followup V

Clearly you've never worked retail.

I'm still wondering is a dozen eggs 1 item or 12?

It's ONE dozen, because "a item" as in "a dozen" is incorrect. It would be "an item" and an is short for one.

I love it when you get all technical and shit.

What if you have 15 items plus one tiny item? Can't you just sneak that in? Why be so rigid?

I once got yelled at for NOT being in the 15 items or less line... there was a queue at that check-out so I took my few meager items to a regular check out with no line at all and a little old lady came up behind me and yelled at me that I should be in the other line.

that was immediately before I had to join witness protection

:)


I've figured out who you are but I'll never tell. Your secret is safe with me, gynch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go see a man about a dog...

umm.... do YOU have a secret to share?

I didn't hear you complaining about that last night.

I had 13 items and the check-out operator wouldn't serve me in a 10-or-less queue. I asked her just to take the first ten items, whichever ten she liked, and someone else could put the other three back. I've never seen someone so confused in my life and, of course, I got all 13.

Good thing that didn't happen down here... the Swiss would have you locked up for behavior like that.

In my store, if the express line is empty they will call you over from where you're standing in the regular line to check you out. Except then of course halfway through the checkout process, someone with 3 items will get in line behind me and give me violently dirty looks for using the express lane when I clearly don't belong there. I want to turn and sheepishly tell them that the checker told me to come over, but I'm always afraid that will just make it worse...

I got yelled at once for being in the "10 items or less" express lane. I had like 15 items and, like Clodfobble, got called over from another line by the clerk. "I'll help you over here, sir".

I'm unloading my stuff onto the conveyor when this snotty bitch comes up behind me and says "that doesn't look like 10 items or less". She caught me in a foul mood after a shitty day at work and not wanting to stop at the store, but the wife insisted. You should have seen her face when I quietly asked her "what are you...you fucking grocery police?". I only said it loud enough her for her and the clerk (who was trying not to laugh hysterically) to hear. My day got a whole lot better after that. :D

All us Walmarter-after-work people want are these considerations:

1) If you have all day to grocery shop, how about not doing it when people are rushing home trying to end their work day? Or from noon to 1? If you have all day, why go, with 5 rugrats in tow, when the rat racers are just trying to get something for dinner and get home?

2)If you're not buying cigarettes, don't take 423 items into the only lane that walmart allows cigarette sales. In fact, I think people using that line and not buying cigs should have a surcharge attached. (This is Wally World's fault, really, but I've seen 2 giant carts take up a half hour or so of checking out in that lane, not buying smokes, and I have a case of diet coke and a can of cat food and I need cigarettes. I suspect it's part of a Walmart Morality Stance: the harder we make it for you to get your slightly more expensive smokes the more we poo-poo all you heathen smokers.)

imho

I had no idea they make you go in a special line for smokes. Why do they do that?

It's Walmart. They know what's best for us. ;)

I haven't yet seen lines for Hostess products and Frito-lay products. Though the checkout lanes might be wider, to compensate.

Usually it's because the cigarettes are locked up to prevent theft, so you have to go to the lane that's got the big rack of cigarettes above it that the clerk can get out for you.

Wait, what is somone with a job doing at Walmart?

Hey! I saw about half the nouveau-riche there this weekend. 3 separate factions from the city workers who hit the mega-mill, shopping at the Wally World.

I don't have a problem with that, though if I had an extra mil or two (or actually, they each got 6) lying around I'd probably move on up to the KRoger.

What gets me is WHY WOULD YOU STAY IN THIS GODFORSAKEN TOWN? (I'm sorry, was I yelling?) I might visit but I'd be living elsewhere, for sure.

One of them hangs out at this bar that I go to maybe once a month or so. He had two shares of the split because he "bought a ticket for his mother" and I heard he bought her a car and kept the rest. And he still hangs at the bars in this sad little town.

Besides, if an old woman such as me wants to feel really hawt, she only need hang out at the Walmart for a while.

OH, and walmart is really only my default because my bank branch is in there and since I can't do an hour and a half round trip on my lunch hour to run important banking errands, and these branches are open until 7...it's just really convenient.

Kroger locks them up too, but if you're 6 lanes away they'll get them for you. One lane over at Wally World? Nope, sorry ma'am. Smoke Nazis. :rolleyes:

Why your children won't friend you on FB:

:eek: That is wrong on so many levels...

Heh, we have Kroger here as well. Super Kroger rocks. And Super Walmart is not to bad either. My bro thinks Walmart is the Devil Incarnate and refuses to shop there.

The 'cigs in the stores' issue can be cleared up very easily.

Need a can of cat food and some smokes?

Here's an idea:

Stop at Minit Mart, instead of the largest, most popular, busiest store in town.

:neutral:

That said, I also hate Walmart.

The last straw for me, finding sheet rock screws hanging out in the aisle with the Velveeta.

So, I went to the crick to sit on the flatbridge and get high enjoy the cool, cool, cool of the evening, and this was on one end of the bridge.

WTF does it mean?

It's the second-to-last line of Stairway to Heaven.

Was never a real big Zep fan, but, shit, I shoulda known that.

Thx.

That's OK, he even knows Freebird. :lol:

The angel Making Jason Hit Himself. That's a hell of a name for an angel.

Yup. Those Catholics are a funny bunch...

Great pic John. Funny.

Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome

(the Gospel according to Bono)

Bawls. Great big brass ones.

Done a hundred times or more, harder and more dangerous is to Fast Rope out of the back of a Chinook in the dark. They tape a tiny light stick on the face of the rope so you don't miss it. Good buddy of mine missed the rope and broke both legs.

Need to see a pic of your big brass bawls now pls Merc.

People who make fun of male nurses should be aware of stuff like this.