Then grab a clean towel to clean up the spatter and fold it neatly before you put it back in the linen closet.

That is what those pretty "Guest " towles are for !!!! ;)

[makes mental note to take own towels to zippy's and bruce's houses!!]

[makes mental note to take all the towels out of the linen closet before hosting the cellar GTG]

I saw this for the first time in Taipei's Shihlin night market ... apparently they put a candle in your ear, and it's supposed to clean the fucker out. It sounds kinda ... soothing, actually, like jamming a pencil eraser up in there and scooping out a whole buncha ear crud. Google it if you want.

http://www.chezwang.com/photos/IMG_0847.jpg

where I grew up, there was a local pharmacy that used to advertise that. They called it ear candling. I always thought it was kind of weird, but what do I know?

covered on IotD

It's not only ineffective, but occasionally harmful.

Now, I've seen back, arm, leg, and just about everywhere-else cupping, but never ear cupping before...

It's ear-candling. It's a funnel-shaped candle being burned while the end of it is in the ear.

I wanna know why the tatoo'd 'skinhead' has hair?!

Actually, I've performed ear candling on several people, including my children. It is perfectly safe if you use the RIGHT type of candle. Where most people get into trouble is trying to use inferior materials, and the wax drips down into their ears. It is something that you should have some training to do (I have) and using quality materials is important. I've had it really clear up problems for people, and it does get out excess ear wax.

Remember you're talking about a complete moron here

He's got hair because hair grows back pretty fast when you're not shaving daily, and you don't get a chance to shave your head daily in prison.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../pandabird.jpg

And now, for something completely different.

not all skinheads shave their heads. it is an affiliation, not an affliction. not all christians wear crosses, etc.

and this sick twisted fuck is an abomination and source of rage to "real" skinheads. skinheads were and generally still are lower end, blue collar kids, that were involved in a certain music scene, and to a degree common political ideology which had absolutely NOTHING to do with racial prejudice. in fact, many of the first generation of skins were black.

*yes i have a shaved head. i am not now, nor have i ever been a skinhead. it has never been my style to belong to anything. i know quite a few from my years in the music scene though.

*the racist piles of shit tend to wear red laces and straps to self-identify. as if their 2 1/2 nearly dead brain cells and little bitty peni don't make them stand out enough.

Umm ... what is that animal?

A bird-panda photoshop...