I'm not sure how the derived these numbers, it's as clear as mud but it covers the ground...

Getting crowded, sea level isn't rising, the weight is making the coast sink.

slang,

what do you mean by grief counselors on standby? if it's none of my business, that's ok too.

???

Online spending, a Million dollars a minute. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif
I wonder if that includes subscriptions like Netflix, Spotify, and Porn?

Texts on the internet?

Sure.

I use messages.android.com (now messages.google.com) all the time. I find it convenient to keep my hands on the keyboard and just switch tabs instead of reaching for my phone.

The things you ppl make me learn...





I'm sure they're not monitoring that at all...

horses for courses...

Some things I say out loud, some things I whisper. Context matters. If I need more privacy, an SMS message is not really the medium of choice. I know some computers are reading my message stream, in email at least, definitely in my browsing and search activity. I behave accordingly.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

License plates...

Meh. J. Edgar was listening to phone calls way before email/texts were a glint in their daddy's eyes

Hey. I have spotted a person.

you should have gotten your measles vaccination....

How the US names our cities and towns...

I did. That proves I am autistic. The orthodox religious told me. So it must be true. God would not lie.

You wanna see a populated chart?

Places that are named after other places.