Beethoven?

A man walks into a bar512.

Hey, der's a bar der, dar.

As in, a bar of classical music ....

I had doubts about that one from the start.

I thought it was good actually. It's just hard to demonstrate a musical phrase without sound. ;) I was just checking.

A barman ... walked into an Ali.
It was just beside the pub.

lol....yeah, having a durry.

Zen walked into a bar and ordered some gum.

It got stuck to him.

(sorry, it's all I've got)

That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times. :)

Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place.

UG walks into a bar, wonders who's going to prevent him from ordering, decides on the most likely person, and stabs him.

:lol:

I still don't get this one. :o

Correction...

Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place as long as he can pay for it all.

A bar is also a wooden counter for serving drinks and termites eat wood.

Yes Radar it was a joke...hence the location of the statement. ;)

It's about putting the correct em PHAY sis on the proper sill obble.