A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"

Pie walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

A blonde walks into a bar. She's kind of clumsy.

A man walks into a bar. His wife sighs and says, "I've been telling him to move that thing for years."

Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender knows that Descartes caused a lot of trouble last time, so he decided to get rid of him. The bartender asked, "Descartes, do you want a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not!" - and then he disappeared.

lol...I think I like that one. I must be!

A baby seal ... walked into a club.

Shakespeare walked into a bar.

The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!"

ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar.

"Can I get a haircut here?"

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em."

Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.

no, he doesn't not after that last post.
But that was really funny Ali!

Why does Descartes follow his horse? It would be illogical to put Descartes before de horse.

Classic walked into a bar:

dah dah dah duuuuhhhh.