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BigV 06-29-2011 11:49 PM

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Buying carbon credits is like Papal indulgences for the secular world.
You are teh LOL!!

BigV 06-29-2011 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 742640)
It's called potassium chloride, and tastes like shit. ;)

QFT.

Gravdigr 06-30-2011 04:01 AM

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Rhianne 06-30-2011 08:09 AM

A titchy little deer - is that all you have?

How about a fully grown moose...

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/moose.jpg

footfootfoot 06-30-2011 08:12 AM

Damn high school kids and their pranks. What's it gonna take, an eye?

Spexxvet 06-30-2011 08:17 AM

Mooses can climb poles. Who knew?

Stormieweather 06-30-2011 10:25 AM

Wow.

infinite monkey 06-30-2011 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 742700)
Mooses can climb poles. Who knew?

Sarah Palin

Scriveyn 06-30-2011 11:04 AM

^^^
Winner!
:elkgrin:

BigV 06-30-2011 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 742772)
Sarah Palin

LOL!

I wonder if this is where she stands to see Russia.

wolf 06-30-2011 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 742555)
Question: Why can't I just mix charcoal and water and make my own sugar?

The hell with the sugar ... I want to make diamonds.

Rhianne 06-30-2011 02:48 PM

The picture is real. It seems they pull up the cables from several miles away. Explanation here:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp

infinite monkey 06-30-2011 03:08 PM

Interesting

Pete Zicato 06-30-2011 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 742844)
The picture is real. It seems they pull up the cables from several miles away. Explanation here:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp

From snopes: "He was a huge 60 inch bull".

I bet that's just what he tells the ladies.

infinite monkey 06-30-2011 03:09 PM

Probably.

Gravdigr 06-30-2011 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 742692)
A titchy little deer - is that all you have?

How about a fully grown moose...

Showoff.

Crimson Ghost 06-30-2011 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 742692)
A titchy little deer - is that all you have?

How about a fully grown moose...

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/moose.jpg

I do not see squirrel.

Where is squirrel?

Clodfobble 06-30-2011 06:48 PM

That moose on a wire was an IOTD once...

footfootfoot 06-30-2011 06:58 PM

Like a moose on a wire
like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way
to be free

ZenGum 06-30-2011 08:32 PM

That picture is what brought me to the cellar. There I was, innocently googling "Horny moose" jokes, and what did I find? Madness.

Gravdigr 07-03-2011 04:39 AM

I think Johnny Cash could've done a fine job voicing a moose.

Gravdigr 07-03-2011 04:43 AM

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Mom&Popdigr went to Nashville recently and Popdigr snapped this pic. He said the dog was on top of the car when they first pulled into the parking lot, but had gotten down onto the trunk by the time he could snap the pic.

Weird.:headshake

classicman 07-03-2011 08:47 AM


Elspode 07-05-2011 01:37 AM

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Seen tooling down the road in North Central Illinois on the 4th of July, 2011.

Gravdigr 07-05-2011 06:23 PM

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"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!

I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:

Gravdigr 07-05-2011 07:06 PM

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Oh!! Please don't bi--ya know what? Fukkit, bite me, baby.

John 07-07-2011 11:49 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/e6f8feb5.jpg

classicman 07-07-2011 12:40 PM

there is a "foot foot foot" reference/joke here somewhere.

wolf 07-07-2011 01:11 PM

I was thinking a 3-D rendition of the Satori Screensaver from the Flying Toasters Collection.

Hey, whatever happened to the flying toasters, anyway. I'm okay with life without the dancing baby, but I really liked the flying toasters ...

Gravdigr 07-08-2011 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 743879)
there is a "foot foot foot" reference/joke here somewhere.

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 743884)
I was thinking a 3-D rendition of the Satori Screensaver from the Flying Toasters Collection.

I was trying to make a Mini-Me reference...:neutral:

wolf 07-08-2011 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 743943)
I was trying to make a Mini-Me reference...:neutral:

You mean like, Mini-Mini-Mini-Mo?

Or Mini mini mini me me me ... kind of like a soccer chant or something?

classicman 07-08-2011 12:26 PM

lol

Clodfobble 07-08-2011 01:08 PM

The first thing I thought of was that they must be watching Avatar in 3D, but that's only funny because they look like a different Avatar...

Crimson Ghost 07-08-2011 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 743631)
"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!

I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:

Well, now, the person on the right is the police officer, taking pictures for the report. The knife is photographed "in situ" for many reasons, one is so that there will be no misunderstanding of the situation. Any defense lawyer will try to minimize the attack if there are no photos, or in this case, possibly video, considering that the camera might have that ability.

The ER nurse on the left is taking photos for the 'HOLY SHIT!!! You would NOT belive this if there were no photos!' factor.

chrisinhouston 07-09-2011 09:24 AM

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Not in the mood!

Bullitt 07-09-2011 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 743631)
"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!
I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:

Not quite. You can't just yank that knife out. He is getting vitals trended as you can tell from the blood pressure cuff, he has a cardiac monitor on as you can tell from the chest leads, you can see an IV line on the left hand side, and you can see the rubber band on his left arm indicating that a nurse or paramedic is starting another line in that arm as well. The pt is about to undergo a trauma consult by the trauma team and surgeon. All before anyone even dreams of touching that knife. He is receiving proper care, the professionals are doing their jobs.

Gravdigr 07-10-2011 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston (Post 744016)
Not in the mood!

Ya know you're doing it right when their lips curl like that...

chrisinhouston 07-10-2011 03:21 PM

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We found this interesting pottery pieces at a gallery in Seattle. Something funny about a Blue Willow Kalashnikov! And the tea pots were pretty cool.

Gravdigr 07-11-2011 02:14 AM

That is just so many kinds of awesome!

wolf 07-11-2011 11:35 AM

I love the AK ... and I have a friend who operates a haunted house and would LOVE the teapots.

Pete Zicato 07-14-2011 11:32 AM

I found the following pic today with this caption:

People doing O-H-I-O at an inappropriate time. As a Buckeye, I can safely say this is why people hate us.

http://i.imgur.com/yQw4o.jpg

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 11:33 AM

:thumb:

Pete Zicato 07-14-2011 11:36 AM

Is this a sporting team thing, IM, or are people there really enthused about their state?

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 11:42 AM

Mostly a sporting (football) thing. Ohio State Buckeyes are revered.

Except for some dead presidents and some astronauts and the Wright Brothers, we dont' have a whole lot else going on. ;)

I'm guessing the guy who is second from the right (the dead guy) was probably a huge OSU fan. I think it's cute, probably made some people chuckle after being sad.

Pete Zicato 07-14-2011 11:50 AM

Ok, now I want to add something like that to my will. :D

jimhelm 07-14-2011 11:53 AM

Go with this:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Crazy/ymca_jesus.jpg

Gravdigr 07-14-2011 04:29 PM

What. The. Fuck?


Gravdigr 07-14-2011 04:57 PM

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Everybody thinks he's a real toughguy, but, here he is holding a cute, cuddly--wait...:3_eyes:

HungLikeJesus 07-14-2011 09:38 PM

That explains the leprosy.

monster 07-18-2011 10:01 PM



'Scuse me, but what in the fuck is this shit, and why is it the third most popular hit for 1982 on youtube?

Gravdigr 07-19-2011 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 745155)
'Scuse me, but what in the fuck is this shit, and why is it the third most popular hit for 1982 on youtube?

Two reasons leap to mind...:3eye:

Gravdigr 07-20-2011 01:55 AM

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I saw philthy today...

BigV 07-20-2011 12:38 PM

I've heard of ground loops, this looks like a ground cartwheel. Ouch.

BigV 07-20-2011 01:52 PM

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Not so much WTF? as it is truth in advertising set in stone. :lol2:

ps, this is a local outfit, I took the picture myself.

footfootfoot 07-20-2011 02:24 PM

does the exif data show 2:30?

glatt 07-20-2011 02:34 PM

tooth hurty?

footfootfoot 07-20-2011 02:37 PM

yes, quite painful.

BigV 07-20-2011 03:36 PM

naw, would have been perfecto though.

Gravdigr 07-21-2011 03:20 AM

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Is it real? And where the fuck is it?

glatt 07-21-2011 07:49 AM

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It's the Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany.

This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.


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