The Cellar - The WTF NSFW thread

"She'll never know it's there".

I think this is a princess and the pea moment. I'm pretty sure if someone placed a chip and battery in my underwear I'd notice.

capnhowdy

09-26-2009 08:15 PM

Probably work well till she sobered up. And she HAS to change her panties daily in case she has a wreck or something.

Elspode

09-26-2009 10:30 PM

GPS doesn't work indoors, so unless she's getting shagged in the park, it may not be too useful. Just wire her car instead.

jinx	09-26-2009 10:32 PM

Just don't let her leave the house without a related-male escort, duh.

Griff

09-27-2009 06:47 AM

Speaking of duh, a nice burka could obviously support a more powerful transmitter or even a longer range receiver for her shock collar.

capnhowdy

09-27-2009 08:45 AM

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09-27-2009 08:46 AM

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monster

10-02-2009 08:55 PM

http://deuce27.com/wp-content/uploads/boobs_dinks.jpg

SteveDallas

10-02-2009 11:52 PM

Just exactly what is that "nurse" (? I assume that's what the cap is?) in the background getting ready to examine?

Sheldonrs

10-03-2009 04:35 PM

A cock cozy?

monster

10-03-2009 08:16 PM

I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)

lumberjim

10-03-2009 11:04 PM

super FUP/gunt/vajomach

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-...009/09/189.jpg

Agent-G

10-04-2009 12:00 AM

thats a serious case of front butt right there.

richlevy

10-04-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 599145)

I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)

Quote:

Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

toranokaze

10-04-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 597388)

This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.

GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.

Stocker much?

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