Tooth Fairy principle. Be afraid.

I found them, I found them, I found them!

Great! And is your house clean now?

She was busy screaming for ice cream! (That joke just never gets old.) ;)

Since I switched Diz from raw chicken to catfood (following the Bank Holiday choke-a-thon) he has been doing some absolutely monstrous poo's (apostrophe allowed for clarity).
Gaggingly meaty and I'm sure there are more of them.
He doesn't cover them up any more either - probably just running from the smell himself.
So the expensive CatSan I buy - because his litter tray is in my bedroom - doesn't even get a chance to work its magic.

Yukky.

I'm getting a whiff of one now. And I'm two rooms away.
Off with a poo bag to remove the offending article.

POO! Smelly as well as literally.
I'm sure this can't be good for him if it smells so bad.
Like me having Guinness and pizza farts back in the day.

Tajjy used to have those noxious poo's. OMG.

Gaines is physiologically more well-adjusted than any cat I've ever known. Never sick, poo always nice and solid. I've seen him almost barf like once. He eats and drinks the same as all my cats did...but he's just got a strong constitution. I think it's 'cause he's Russian. ;)

Psychologically, he's a nut, but that's what I like in a cat. :)

Note how I am still here.
The 'rents are cooking dinner and I am above the kitchen, so the smell of fish (Friday) has overcome the smell of poo.

Really, I will clean his tray soon - I'm a responsible owner.
But the timing is wrong now.

Mum sometimes makes silly comments about how often I clean Diz's tray (I adore him - it's clean).
And she brought up three babies.
And she likes to mock my gag reflex.

But even so it's not fair to take a poo-bag through the kitchen during dinner.

you could de-bone the chicken

Woke up yesterday to find water flowing down the streets. A water main had broken about 100 feet away from us. We had very low water pressure from 6am to about 11am.

Want to eat some fruit but I'm too lazy to put some already cut melon into a bowl so I can bring them into my room to eat. Yeah, I can exercise my ass off but I won't go into the kitchen to get some fruits. :lol: Or maybe subconsciously I don't want to see the pile of dishes that I have to wash later. Nah, I'm just lazy. :D

It appears that the thread "Word Association, part deux." may be a Cellar record holder with its total of 66 deleted posts. Perhaps it should be accorded Cellar Landmark status.

If only 17,941 was the record.....

A fat heifer stepped on the top of my foot and that is 1100 lbs more weight than its used to bearing. :eyebrow:

Ow! I had a milk cow step on a cats paw while I was milking one time. The cow never had a clue but the cat was clawing at her like crazy.

I swam a shitload and lost 7lbs in a month. I rock. but my swimming thread is boring everyone, so I'm whoring my acomplishment here :D.....