:lol: Good one!

Thanks.

from Daily Dose of Imagery

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It's the Christmas frog!

I had trout lights like that

Sounds fishy.

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But it's a TOASTMASTER. It is the master of all toasters. EVAH.

It kind of looks like they mixed up a toaster ad with a scene from Reefer Madness.

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's only the master of all toast.;)

:blush:

What he said.

I guess that explains why she looks inbread. :D

If eyebrows like that ever come back into style just shoot me in the head. Looks like a couple willy worms running around her face.

Is it just me, or does the guy at the other end of the bar look like plthijinx, without shades?

Predicting beerscreen in 3...2...1

:D

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Iron Man: The Prequel

Gort's father

autopilot

He kinda favors Otto Pilot from "Airplane!":lol2:

Nah, that's Herbert Televox, Westighouse's first robot, taken at the Ford Trimotor, National Air Transport opening ceremony, at Newark Airport.

Herbert's son was Willie Vocalite, his grandsons were Rastus and Telelux, and great-grandson, Electro, starred at the 1939 World's Fair.

"Nothing's cheap.", you say?

You're wrong.

Nothing appears to cost a pretty penny.

7-8 Hong Kong dollars will get you one US dollar. Even with that exchange rate, this place is a little expensive.

Are you in Hong Kong now?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li8lvzefDi1qctkcl.jpg

MIGHT be funnier than damnyou autocorrect.

Nah, I just looked it up from the name on the receipt and the exchange rate in wikipedia.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li88ge23Zh1qctkcl.jpg
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Is "nothing" a euphemism for "lap dance?"

You know, as in when the wife asks you what you did on that business trip in Hong Kong ... "why, nothing sweetie. Absolutely nothing. Whole lotta nothing ..."

Those texts! I'd forgotten all about them ,,,, :) I like.

Kitten lungs work just like human lungs. Both rely on oxygen and both get damaged by smoke inhalation. Fun fact, they actually make oxygen masks designed to fit household pets for first responders to use. Nowhere I've worked has any though.
http://www.yuckos.com/pet_oxygen_masks.htm

Killah!

That is soooooooooooo sweet! You made my day.

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heh.. saw those on the shelf at Archie McPhee's the other day.

Is that Chairman Mao?
With his entourage of virgins?

Funny that he should be on a tonguescraper, as he didn't brush his teeth or bath.
"The tiger does not brush or bath, why should I?" - paraphrased from from Mao

Dear Leader is a common nickname in NK for Kim Jong Il.

In Point Place, Wisconsin, his nickname would be "Dear Dumbass", once Red Forman put his foot in KJI's ass.

Only REALLY a wtf because... i mean, it doesn't get any lower than this, does it?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...cxwlo1_500.png

Hah! "We ain't part of that shit!" ~ The Klan :lol2:


Wash your eyes out with this: Coolest Toy You've Seen This Year!

wtf!

:eek:

Don't worry it is just monster on a good day

"Barbie just couldn't take it anymore."

Well, here are two things you don't see everyday...

Ouch, that is going to cost some chief a job.

Yeah, some pretty serious shit went down for that to happen. That required some heavy duty hardware failure.

My bro was a firefighter all his life. He drove the front end of the llloooonnnnnngggg firetrucks. One day, on the way to a fire, the guy in back miscalculated, and they completely flattened a compact car that was parked on the corner of a residential street. Wish I had pics of that event, but my bro was never very interested in sharing more than the basics; I'm sure he made sure no one took pictures!

Another time, they drove over a manhole which promptly collapsed, and the truck got stuck reallllll good. Hadda call a monster tow-truck out, while the house burned... (kidding! there were plenty other trucks heading for the fire).

copycat

you clearly have nothing original to say

Is that what you mean by 'copycat'?

http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net...IjTxA56x_c.jpg

no, that's just someone who pressed paws.

happy mother's day

that is fucking :lol2: