I would see it

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Christopher Nolan obviously hasn't heard that movies made from games don't do very well.

You've obviously not seen Chutes and Ladders. It takes you on a wild 3D ride up some ladders and down some chutes. It's a love story, really. Boy meets girl as he climbs ladder and she descends chute. Boy loses girl as she climbs smaller ladder but he goes down big chute. Girl has her eye on some dude over in Candyland. Boy gets girl when she breaks her leg climbing big ladder and trying to jump over to Candyland, and boy nurses her back to health on a Twister mat. Compelling and thoughtful: you'll laugh, you'll cry!

BEGGING for captions!

In the language of flowers, roses are vaginas!

Rose of Jerik-HO.

A thorn among roses. I see unrealistic, high maintenance all over that photo, not to mention the flower bill...

I didn't realize fairies menstrate roses... explains the price.

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That took me a few seconds to get.

yeah, but clever when you do.

i'm too stoopit

Are you human?

Blade Runner replicants

Ooooooohhhhhhhh, I get it. I think.

I believe there is the matter of the theatrical release versus the director's cut, which makes or breaks this reference.

That's prolly NSFW Gunmaster ...

Thanks. I moved it.

Sorry about that...

And thanks

Musta been one helluva stag party...

CAPTION:
"You're not offering me a bribe are you? If so, maybe we should call it a compromise".

Made you look!

Snog. As long as she's a she.

I kept waiting for a cock to fall out...

Snog, but I feel like I would need to wear a painter's jumpsuit at the same time.

Not sure I could be drunk enough and still conscious

<shakes head>

Genetically female. Geez, can't you guys tell anymore? Are you THAT old?

And tan layer three was unnecessary, it was splotchy and between the tanning bed and the spray-on tan, she looked like a week spent at the beach. Her makeup skilz, on the other hand, could use some help. And her wardrobe. She does dress like a drag queen, but she's still female. Avoid, because my wife now has a cast iron frying pan.

:eek: My heart skipped a beat. :neutral:

I have been wanting some of these forever...now I don't anymore.

is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory?

This sounds like my kind of fun:

Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought:

"Shel, you're on your on..."

:D

Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."

;)

what gives with this sign? is it giving directions to the local ho?

You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat.

Most of the place names on Shetland are Norse in origin.

Just say "No."

The dangers of Meth.

awww poor Buscemi

I like Buscemi, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.

He is a weird looking dude but a pretty good actor. Makes me think of Fargo.

When I see him I always flash to 'Con Air', and Buscemi's 'Garland Greene':

The entire plane, almost, is dancing to Sweet Home Alabama:

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That is a very cool picture.

I can still remember my 5th grade teacher saying this was how it was going to be, that all kids were going to have to put on masks eventually when going outside to play. Because naturally, things were shitty, and were only going to get worse and worse. What a lovely message for children. "Fuck your life, kids!"

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Where's PETA when you need them?

Cellar monkey is not happy. He wants a car too.

That one monkey looks like a pimp.

The blonde on the left is a MAN, baby!

That's how the Shriners got started...